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  1. Jerry is a wildcatter at heart; he's in it purely for the rush his own ego gets from hitting on the big one, his way. He said as much in that Cowboys documentary a few months back. He's also chasing the feels from his Arkansas football "glory days"
  2. All the varieties that will kick your ass in academics, but as a whole don't show the interest in a sport like football, in enough numbers that you need to keep the machine running at that level.
  3. Dodge is getting out ahead of the pretty significant demographic shift that is working its way up through Carroll ISD.
  4. I loved Tre. He was an aggy and Sooner assassin. That said I can also be very honest about why he was an aggy and Sooner assassin. Both of those defenses love to stunt,slant, twist etc (Venables in particular has a hard on for that stuff). Their gap integrity when doing all of that can be poor…particularly when you couple the scheme with very athletically but poorly disciplined free lancers like aggy Howell. Sark and Tre carved that shit up.
  5. I am, at present, making fists with my toes.
  6. Trump inflation and Trump unemployment makes Trump signs too expensive for the denizens of greater eastern Oklahoma. But don’t you all worry the migrant caravans from Central America will be arriving in their duck boats to seize Lake Eufala at any moment.
  7. Fucking up. Either they win, which means they fucked up because it damages their draft spot. Or they lose, which means they improve their draft spot, that Jerry will then fuck up. Either way....
  8. At least he doesn't have to wear a Christmas muumuu.
  9. LOL. Deebo still completely capable of punking this bitchass Cowboys defense.
  10. 2.65 million people watched that???? Damn
  11. Since you are so into what aboutism…what about if you just go put on some Tennessee orange for life and fuck right off.
  12. The Donald J Trump and The Jeffrey E Epstein Files for the Performing Pedophiles imo
  13. LSU got Kiffin, coaching search complete....he has no concerns.
  14. Yea they got uniforms and everything, it’s really great.
  15. Puck probably takes of his shoes, tells the people at baggage claim to fuck right off and full reclines and really settles in.
  16. I was at Central Market in Southlake today for a few things that can't be found at your regular grocery stores. It was a madhouse, of course, but what I was astounded by is that on two separate occasions, I overheard your average white NE Tarrant County denizens I live among bitching up down and sideways to their shopping partners about how expensive shit has gotten....at Central Market, in Southlake. Now most of my average neighbors are still pulling that sweet sweet Trump lever, but if people in Southlake are bitching about how expensive stuff is, good god, what's going on elsewhere.
  17. The Dark Knight Rises, while not great, certainly is not terrible and it gave us Anne Hathaway mounting the Bat-Bike doggy style in skin tight leather so I'll allow it.
  18. Alabama 2022 was sustained louder than aggy a few weeks back.
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