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Surly Bevo

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  1. The problem with this statement is that the first scene of R1 is when Jyn Erso is a little girl and Krennic shows up to take Galen with him and ends up killing Jyn's mother. That's followed by some visuals of grown up Jyn in her cell and then what it likely leads into is the 3rd scene of R1 where we first meet Cassian strolling through whatever that asteroidish city is where he gets the intel on Bohdi, the weapon that Bohdi is rambling about, and the existence of "Erso" and then kills the informant to leave no loose ends (how very Luthen of him).
  2. On the other hand this guy won 6 NBA titles.
  3. Man I just don't see how you parse this language, but this timeline.... All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside
  4. You must not live in Texas if you think fall is an all season long leaf rake fest. My leaves hang on until late November to mid December.
  5. Well yea, how were teams supposed to dribble around Luka’s big fat beer gut?
  6. 5 years after Rise of Skywalker, who/what is going to be the antagonist? Or are we gonna...
  7. Fucking Astros fans.
  8. Whenever you all post these dudes prostrating themselves on the socials, besides being somewhat bemused by the whole thing, I keep thinking
  9. The fact we donkey punched them and took both matches makes it all the more awesome.
  10. “I remember that time when my buddy Chaz got a merit badge in diamond encrusting and another one in general high fallootery at Boy Scout camp in Switzerland and I only got to spend 2 weeks at Camp Longhorn”
  11. Or maybe we found the guy who Hamm dragged around by his balls with a claw hammer. You got a distended sack?
  12. They would be wise, well, really everybody at this point would be wise to remember their Churchill.
  13. Yea but Jews in Germany proper were something like 1% of the German population. Hispanics (among others) in the United States...that's a whole different ball game.
  14. Too much brown skin and vajayjay for this country I'm afraid.
  15. The homeowner who had yet to occupy the home as it was still under construction? That homeowner?
  16. The first number is bullshit as well
  17. Syril is a true believer and wants to bone Dedra. He didn’t flip.
  18. OKC Bombing and Mt Carmel burn down roll in on the 19th
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