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Surly Bevo

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  1. Distract, unite…what’s the difference
  2. To dumb it down more. What is a human's most important biological/evolutionary competitive advantage? Simple...the human brain. If they could make a decision like that can you imagine a bunch of cheetahs sitting around and saying "we're gonna build an animal that hunts, consumes resources we also use and is faster than us with pretty much no checks or guardrails"
  3. I think you are conflating Numbers with Drunkenstein. Numbers was autism etc. Drunkenstein was fake cancer/wreath fund.
  4. It's the "Major Marketing Meeting of Meetings"
  5. The problem with the ballerina play is it is ALWAYS a screen. If you are going to take the amount of time required to fake a hand off, do a pirouette, pick up your receiver and THEN deliver the fooball maybe chuck it deep every now and then. The time gives up close DLs and LBs time to recover but if the knowledge that "this is probably a screen" could get some DBs to hesitate even for a click there may be something there. Of course the O linemen have to not fuck up and get too far down the field, which on that 2nd play above it appears they actually didn't.
  6. Arch can’t grimace and pirouette at the same time.
  7. If this is actually true maybe some execs watched the closing of John Oliver on this the other night and their balls are finally starting to drop
  8. Here's a multiple choice. The difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion is? A. Whatever the IRS says. B. A smart lawyer C. 10 years in prison D. All of the above
  9. PLAY THE HITS DONNY!!!
  10. Sir, this is America....we don't do details.
  11. They name an interim yet?
  12. The actual books and documents will be in the lobby bathroom.
  13. Some people believe in conspiracies Film at 11 Wake me up when the candidate herself claims it, multiple legal challenges get filed, or ya know, the Capitol gets stormed to install Kamala as President for her rightful victory in 2024
  14. It's the actual pussification of the country.
  15. OR Feted as a hero of the Republic You decide
  16. I like this but to this I dunno about that. The fastest games are those with minimal hits/walks and few pitching changes. Pitchers actually have to start putting it in the zone more regularly to get strikes well....
  17. I'll buy it when he's in street clothes on the sideline.
  18. I think since the NFL is our national distraction the opposition should start framing things this way.
  19. He’ll probably run for Congress now.
  20. Made it all the way to 58, now no longer a man.
  21. OR.....Latest diversionary blathering.
  22. Well, you see Gwen Stefani was making a lot of money as a coach on The Voice, and that pissed the host of The Apprentice off. Then there were some jokes at a White House Correspondents Dinner....
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