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DaysOff

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  1. No shit. Are you people 18 year old freshmen?
  2. He's going to collect the 10 million.
  3. Who the fuck is going to take care of this newborn infant? The man? Lolz. When we had our third, my wife needed an extended hospital stay, but insurance released the newborn. The doctor made some shit up so the baby's stay would coincide with my wife's. He wasn't about to release a newborn to me, and we'd previously raised two.
  4. Most of Surly is too old to be lifting super heavy. At least I am.
  5. We left Houston for Comal County in 2016. Our home and auto insurance dropped 2400 bucks annually. I wouldn't be surprised to learn the gap is larger now.
  6. Allegedly, Unlocator Smart DNS bypasses the MLB.tv shenanigans. Now, back to porn.
  7. We caught a break. Let's kick their ass then party from afternoon to night whilst watching the rest of the games.
  8. I can't define porn, but I know it when I see it. A kid's stepmom getting stuck in the dryer ain't it.
  9. So the Rockets should tank for the next Hakeem?
  10. That sounds woke as fuck. Have you ever met baseball players.
  11. Yes. It's the dismal tide.
  12. Apparently, the kids call West Campus wampus now.
  13. That's a great follow. There's a daily video of stupidity.
  14. May I introduce you to Sack, Ana, and Incredulity.
  15. Is this real? Is some R lackey chirping a dead smoke detector whistle every time Crockett speaks? They're so clever and funny.
  16. Goddamnit
  17. Gully washer in Spring Branch with pea size hail.
  18. I need it to happen in the morning, so there's ample time to chill your special bottle.
  19. Lolz. What has happened to our Brisket? They. Won't. Care. He can still shoot someone in broad daylight on 5th Avenue. It's over, man.
  20. These coaches watched the qb room all year. It'll blow people's minds to learn Quinn was better than Arch in 2024, but folks would rather believe Sark was afraid of being kneecapped by the Southlake mafia. If that room was slightly better in 2024, we're probably champions. It might be better in 2025, might not.
  21. Ewers and Sanders are the exact same guy. Unathletic Self sacks Holds the ball too long Makes an incredible play Followed by a bonehead play Nobody thought Ewers was a first round guy. Nobody should think Sanders is. There isn't a starter in this qb class.
  22. Jesus. There's 5 million people intentionally living in Alabama.
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