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BrickHorn

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  1. BrickHorn

    Austin FC

    Nope. What a fucking asshole ref.
  2. BrickHorn

    Austin FC

    Ring plays so stupid.
  3. BrickHorn

    Austin FC

    Uruti continues his scoring streak against LAFC.
  4. BrickHorn

    Austin FC

    Announcers asking the same thing. FINALLY.
  5. BrickHorn

    Austin FC

    Is “Rigoni” Spanish for “ball hog?”
  6. BrickHorn

    Austin FC

    Ring does some inane shit sometimes.
  7. He’s a one trick pony, but it’s a decent trick. Fortunately for him, he wasn’t facing someone who could punish him with a strong left. Dude who ended up on the ground actually stunned big boy with a pretty lame flailing left at 0:22, but he got punched by another guy before he could pounce. Street fights are chaotic that way.
  8. Not just “a bit.” Those sound exactly like sleep paralysis.
  9. Abbott’s other ads are equally idiotic and also assured to persuade the quivering mass of angry imbeciles that is 55% of the Texas voting public. These include one with a rando Karen concluding that Beto is “too extreme for Texas” because he spoke against a Republican-drafted bill that would have banned trans kids from playing sports. “He criticized Big Government interference in youth sports and institutionalized discrimination against a minority group! What a crazy extremist!” In another, Abbott’s niece endorses him. To be fair, I guess it’s unusual when those who are most personally familiar with a Republican politician are nevertheless still willing to vote for them. “Hey, at least I’m not loathed by my entire family like Ted Cruz and Paul Gosar. Vote Abbott!”
  10. “Oh yeah, Crist? Well, the jerk store called and they’re running out of worn-out old donkeys!”
  11. This was the worst one for me so far. I felt flu-like for over a day, and had a big knot in my arm for a few days.
  12. If you’re looking for me, You’d better check under the sea, ’cause that is where you’ll find me.
  13. BrickHorn

    Austin FC

    HOLY SHIT. Stuve was amazing, but that last miss by RSL was hilariously bad.
  14. BrickHorn

    Austin FC

    That was some very uninspired soccer with a man advantage.
  15. BrickHorn

    Austin FC

    We’re not giving them anything to think about. It’s the same play over and over. Mix it up. Drive and move. Every play is a lob into the mixer.
  16. BrickHorn

    Austin FC

    Worst. Offer. Ever.
  17. BrickHorn

    Austin FC

    This has been a pathetic second half performance. Man advantage and all we do is fling up desperate lobs to flat-footed statues for 40 minutes. Terrible.
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