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BrickHorn

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  1. At least we’re no longer all being hauled off to FEMA camps based on beacons from 5G spy chips dissolved in fake vaccines that kill everyone instantly.
  2. Jury question for the court: Can we find the prosecution witness guilty?
  3. And it won’t be long before that question will be nearly impossible to answer.
  4. AI? At 0:08, she nonchalantly dips her right hand in a serving tray full of some kind of broth.
  5. I am offended that you took the Lord’s name in vain and thus will disregard every substantive point you made. /my_idiot_Facebook_uncles
  6. I was a complete fuck-up as a high school underclassman. Lots of partying, very little studying. A few of my delinquent buddies at the time were in YL. Apparently, it was just an excuse to get shitfaced and hook up with their church friends.
  7. PTSD engaged. That shitshow in the NLCS was a nightmare. Almost as bad as Simms cratering in the Big XII title game the next year.
  8. That game has never interested me in the least. It’s always irrelevant and happens after all the meaningful games wrap up. Army-Navy gives post-season all-star game vibes, minus the all-stars.
  9. Michigan-Ohio State is a great rivalry and among the best for the reasons naija mentions. I think it has a strong case for the #2 historic CFB rivalry. But no home-and-home series could ever come close to Texas-OU. That game and environment is like nothing else. The 50/50 crowd split, the mutual pilgrimage to the near geographic midpoint, the antiquated stadium surrounded by a preposterous carnival, and of course the history of bitterness and cross-pollination just set that game apart as one-of-a-kind.
  10. At this point, I just laugh and mock them straight to their faces. If they get offended, that’s on them. What do you expect from people when you say stupid, horrible bullshit out loud? I’m supposed to sit here and pretend you’re not a fucking moron making a fool of yourself? If they get so upset that it ruins the relationship, cool. Stupid is bad enough, but stupid and hypersensitive? Yeah we don’t need to spend time together. Life’s too short.
  11. For those wondering whether our Great State was at risk of losing its position on the vanguard of modern stupidity, fear not: Texas is the first state to buy crypto.
  12. What a stupid fucking idea. A few unsavory white guys are just going to sail to an island in the Caribbean, start killing and raping the native people, and then claim the land for their own? That shit would never work.
  13. …to use the parlance of our times.
  14. POOOOOOR AGGIEEEEEEES!!!
  15. Does this mean there will be fewer Waymos blocking traffic for a drop off / pick up downtown?
  16. Dude is a flighty dipshit. No thanks.
  17. Now I know how it feels to be an Applebee’s Sizzlin’ Butter Pecan Blondie.
  18. Megyn Kelly is profoundly dumb. Three years under the age of consent is not “legal,” not even “barely.”
  19. Seems to me, he don’t wanna talk about it.
  20. Been watching this show with my wife and kid. Oops. This is a mad send-up of conspiracy thriller series. It’s an unending maze of twists and turns and there will never be an answer. Just a never-ending trail of MacGuffins leading us to the next dead end and a new pile of distractions.
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