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BrickHorn

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  1. Other than while driving, I rarely sit to listen to podcasts. I play them when I’m in the gym, walking, running, doing chores around the house, showering (waterproof speaker ftw), making love to my wife, making love to your wives,* etc., etc. * Just kidding, of course. My relationships with your wives are purely physical.
  2. Then why are you on Surly?
  3. You’re missing out. For every dipshit bro comic spouting inane takes on the dangers of woke and not getting enough beef tallow in your post-leg day recovery shake, there’s an actually clever left-leaning group putting out insightful content. For example: Knowledge Fight - Two (former) standup comics from Chicago mock Alex Jones and other nitwits in his orbit, and they bring receipts. Where There’s Woke - A husband and wife team expose the dipshittery underlying anti-woke culture. Behind the Bastards - Plano product Robert Evans unmasks famous bastards, most of whom you might not have realized were bastards (but they all are). And if you’re looking for a direct response to bro comics, Know Rogan is great.
  4. My new favorite comedian is Joe Rogan’s nipple sweat.
  5. It’s the smoldering remains of our CFB playoff hopes.
  6. “The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was spray painting his head.”
  7. Exception that proves the rule, imo.
  8. So did the ultra talented 2023 and 2024 teams. Despite all that NFL talent on the roster, we somehow managed to lose 5 games over two years and nearly dropped a few more. Sark has major flaws, and he is either incapable or unwilling to fix them.
  9. “Name three songs by Slayer.”
  10. The ICE commercials were far less offensive than the game coverage.
  11. On a related note, part of me is enjoying watching the Longhorns shit the bed against Florida.
  12. Sark is not a good coach. An insane collection of talent and a little luck obscured that fact the past two seasons.
  13. I don’t know what Slot is doing, tactically. But I’m pretty sure he doesn’t, either.
  14. This is why you don’t play two midfielders as the right side of your back line.
  15. I’m not a fan of Garnacho as a player but he was a pretty good frontman for Sugar Ray.
  16. I’m shocked—SHOCKED—that a business school professor would have such dumb opinions. Well… not THAT shocked.
  17. Well, I successfully converted a few die hard Republicans into reliable Democratic voters in recent years. And I did it by appealing to their intellect and morals, not pandering to knee-jerk dipshittery. But it takes effort. Too many of y’all lazy fucks view the masses as irredeemable idiots. Many are. But you don’t need to sway them. There are more than enough good people on the margins who can be snapped back into reality. Jesus. It feels like I’m debating a bunch of Bill Mahers in here. “The only way we can save our cherished principles is to give up on them.” What a brilliant idea!
  18. I’ve had several recent conversations with friends who are falling into the same trap as Bozo. “My rational, educated buddies want to support Democrats, but can’t bring themselves to do it because of [insert anti-woke propagandist canard of the week].” The problem isn’t Democrats. The problem is your friends are fucking stupid. Stop indulging them. Stop being polite. Lead. Help them understand that what they’re hearing and seeing is bullshit propaganda designed to have them doing exactly what they’re doing: staying on the sidelines while fascists take control.
  19. Y’all are losing the plot here. I will not dispute that scammers, robber barons, and sociopathic parasites joined forces with the ignorant right wing mob to elect Trump. But caving to their demands is not the brilliant strategy y’all seem to think it is. You’re basically proposing the political version of the “Let the plague spread so we’ll have herd immunity” theory.
  20. For Christ’s sake. You can’t save the Republic from the brainless mob by pandering to the brainless mob. That strategy only ensures the collapse. Fascism has been defeated many times, but only by restoring reason and institutional safeguards to politics. It might take years or a generation of suffering. But that’s the only way.
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