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honolulu horn

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  1. Another benefit to buying Temu lingerie is that it's much faster for my wife to take off, seeing as how she only has one leg and one arm now.
  2. "Now, with 50% more Chinese heavy metals to speed up exfoliation"
  3. JD is going to be responsible for Imma finally creating a "Jesus, what a fucking idiot" reaction emoji. I mean I can't believe Trump didn't get us there already, but it sure looks like JD is going to get it across the goal line.
  4. I'm not sure, but that would explain the rashes and unexpected permanent discoloration in her fun areas
  5. The only stuff I’ve ever bought off temu is lingerie for the wife. Get 6-8 things for the price of one thing at VS. It’s led to some pretty great fashion shows in the bedroom. It’s cheap and so if it doesn’t fit right then no big loss. But there have been some definite winners in there.
  6. I'm a huge JA apologist but even I have to admit that Perry has sounded absolutely awful for the better part of the past 5 years, if not longer.
  7. Florida Swifties aren't fucking around.
  8. Someone upthread said facetiously that #1 is the Arch effect. TBH I think there's something to it. The biggest reason for our rise is Georgia having trouble w unranked Kentucky, but I have to think voters saw us lose our Heisman contending QB, sub in our second stringer, and watch us put up 42 more points. That's not the Arch effect, but it speaks to just how deep and badass this ream really is.
  9. Gotta be Andy Beshear inside that Wildcat costume.
  10. Jesus this thread has turned into a beating. "Quinn's a pussy, Quinn's brittle, Quinn lost the Heisman, Quinn probably screwed up his abs partying too hard last week, Arch should be QB1...." Here the facts: 1. Quinn is a fucking badass. 2. See #1.
  11. Yeah that's what happens when you get smacked in the balls. Sounds like he's fine.
  12. I missed this. Who is Baby Rhino? Gibson?
  13. Tyanthony "Leeroy Jenkins" Smith
  14. TYANTHONY
  15. HAHA HOLY SHIT
  16. This Bond dude might be pretty good
  17. Gibson is a baller Welp
  18. we were up 28-7 last week and it was so much more enjoyable. This has sucked.
  19. that is a great fucking question
  20. Better dog food than dogs! [/maga]
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