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HOOKEM4

Certifiably Surly
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  1. You said byu twice. The ass picture made up for it. Well done.
  2. I just got home and flipped the game on. Holy shit. I thought it would be bad but damn.
  3. Why didn't you say that in the original post? Baiting? I hope the kid is ok, but this is surly and this one is on you bud. I am about to head to the turf fields for baseball practice, hoping none of my kids have the same fate. I have my boy loading up on water since he woke up.
  4. I gave up watching and went out back to chill, walked in the house to grab a whiskey and asked my boys if we scored, they said no we lost this game. I said, what will you say when CM goes yard? 2 seconds later he goes oppo. You're welcome. LFG.
  5. That second video...boop.
  6. I am sure you know who. The incel. But I will accept wrong answers only. Makes the game more fun.
  7. Can yall quit quoting that fucktard? I have him on ignore for a reason. You should do the same. It is clear he isn't all there.
  8. The juxtaposition of having portable buildings and a $34M football stadium directly behind them, is just amazing. Tells you all you need to know about our "education" system.
  9. The AC is out at work for the third time this year. These new fangled energy efficient systems are garbage.
  10. If I ever see one of these shittastic abortions on the road, I will be doing this:
  11. Google says fubo when you click the game but espn says ABC. You're right though, Baylor website does say Branch Davidian BBQ network.
  12. After racking the dude. Haha. Owww my balls!!!
  13. One of them did last game. Maybe not the right one, but he got rocked.
  14. Maybe you should step away more?
  15. Where are your magical pants now pal? I blame you!
  16. Then under threw him on another TD play. Erratic at best.
  17. It is after 7. All hard liquor from here on out.
  18. That was hills gap right? Either way. Need to clean this shit up.
  19. FSU has some work to do. That wasn't a good team they escaped.
  20. I love this off the cuff speech he is reading from his notes. Here we go. Let's have an ammendment to the constitution as well.
  21. Why does Chas stand as far from the plate as possible.
  22. Altuves pride hurts so he is gonna claim some random injury. He plays for a soccer team in the off-season evidently. Buck up dude. You whiffed. It doesn't matter bud. Get the next one.
  23. Well here we go. Fuck my life. Not this guy. We are conceding.
  24. They could have easily matched fonts and taken that to 11. Still pretty funny.
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