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The Royal We

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  1. I’m about to takeoff for a 4 hour flight. They frown on people huffing things on a plane.
  2. Thank you all for the updates. This thread has been a godsend from the jump. This is some crazy ass shit to watch unfold. I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
  3. Holy fuck. Are you me? An actual conversation I had today: Mom - Have you read up on RFK Jr!? Me - No, I want nothing to do with that moonbat. Mom - Oh man, I think he’s a good middle ground and could really get some good momentum going. Me - He doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell. <drinks deeply of ranch water>
  4. Susan? Is that you? She may be limited in the amount of fuckery she can bring to bear here, but the bolded is some serious fanfic.
  5. Fuck me running and dip me in shit. Cannon!? Aileen Fucking Cannon!?
  6. An attempted make up call by Roberts imo.
  7. My thoughts exactly. Meadows is proper fucked. Which means that Trump is proper fucked too.
  8. Meadows flipping does seem to be a holy shit moment. How long until he is painted as a never-Trump/RINO/cuck/libtard?
  9. "Woke Mind Virus" is such a heap of contrived bullshit it's honestly sad they are trotting it out there. It's even sadder that it will be effective on the target audience.
  10. I don't care what anyone says, Walmart Melania is some funny shit.
  11. Congrats on your upcoming 93 with 7 three putts for tempting the golf gods. j/k - it really is the greatest game. My old man is 72 and has made a habit of shooting his age or better the last 8 months or so. I hit my drive 30 yards past him and still get smoked.
  12. Popehat is going to be pissed at this latest turn of events. (It's never RICO)
  13. There is no way someone this cunty can be elected POTUS. Right? ........Right!?
  14. You couldn't smell it before it went down the gullet? That's brutal.
  15. Why would he have any reason to believe such a virtuous and honest man like Dotard would mislead him about such a thing!?
  16. This and your other post about being fucked by the roots you put down hit a little too close to home for me this morning. With 3 kids under the age of 13, a nice house, and good work/life balance, I feel stuck between a rock and a hard place. My 7 year old daughter told me last week about a recurring nightmare she has as a result of "drills" they have to do at school. More than once she's had a dream that she is in the bathroom at school when the real thing they "drill" for starts and she doesn't know what to do. She said in her dream she ends up trying to be as quiet as she can and hopes the bad guy doesn't figure out she's in the bathroom by herself. Hearing it gave me a terrible mix of heartache and rage. I don't know if moving to Colorado is far enough away from this shit, but I also know that deep down I probably don't have the guts to just pull up roots and get out of this shit show in Texas. Maddening.
  17. Shot 78 in a tournament at Cowboys Golf Club yesterday. I had a 3 putt from 10 feet and doubled the last hole or it would have been one of my best rounds in a long time. The greens keeper woke up and chose violence with his pin placements though. 3 or 4 different holes where you just could not stop the ball at the hole if you missed going downhill. He had them placed a few feet from false fronts and from the edges in other spots tucked behind traps. I think watching the PGA inspired him to brutalize everyone yesterday. I was above the hole on the 10 ft/3 wiggle and went a tad bit aggressive trying to birdie - ended up with 15 feet coming back up the hill. The course was in great shape and the greens rolled really well.
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