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Angry Gorilla

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  1. I think Devin is trying too hard to become Banana's biggest rival because he knows it will allow him to be invited to every show despite not being a strong competitor outside of puzzles.
  2. He's "exposing himself" to gravity when he jumps off of solid ground, and would be moving at a different speed than the ground in that scenario. The big difference is he exposes himself while moving at the same speed up as the elevator.
  3. I don't think that's correct. If the elevator was moving at a constant speed, then the outcome would have been the exact same in the elevator as it would be if he was on solid ground. He was moving at the same speed as the elevator when he began the flip. Hopefully this thread doesn't get derailed into a plane on a treadmill debate.
  4. Maybe they are shaving in the hotel, for the very special hooker they ordered.
  5. Someone told my wife about some documentary about 3 identical triplets that were adopted out to different families and never knew the other existed... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Identical_Strangers She mentioned at dinner last night she really wanted to see it. After getting in bed and turning the TV on, I rent the movie and start watching. We don't make it through the opening credits before she says she is too tired and can't stay awake for the movie and to save it. I turn it off and find some movie called Searching... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Searching_(film) which is about a single dad (Asian guy from American Pie) looking for his missing daughter by going through her social media. She ends up staying up and watching most of the movie. She texts me this morning asking if we can finish the documentary from last night because she really liked it. I responded asking her if she understood that the movie wasn't a documentary. She hasn't responded yet.
  6. We have a new puppy (see dog thread) and house training is a chore. I take the puppy and our other dog on a short walk this morning. Wait for 10 minutes in the front yard trying to let the little guy do his business, doesn't for some reason. I let him back inside and take the full grown dog on a run. I come back 30 minutes later and my wife is playing with the puppy 6 feet away from a fresh puddle of piss and a pile of shit. Since I work all day and she is home most of the day everyday I assumed (my mistake) she would help with house training. After walking in on her with puppy and a mess... Me: Have you been working on house training the puppy? Her: (Rolls eyes) Of course I am. Me: So you are catching him in the act and reprimanding him and taking him outside? Her: ......No, not really. Me: So you are taking him outside and waiting until he goes to the bathroom then praising him and possibly giving him a treat? Her: .....No, not really. Me: Then what are you doing to help house train him? Her: I.... let him out.... sometimes.
  7. It probably has a lot to do with the fact that their target demo is probably 14-18 year olds.
  8. I'm just going to assume this is the same guy... https://krcrtv.com/news/shasta-county/alleged-drunk-driver-veers-off-bridge-at-anderson-high-school
  9. Goodwin retweeted this before deleting. SF doesn't deserve him.
  10. Mike gave me a list of his top ten Springsteen songs. Three of them were Huey Lewis and the News, one was Tracy Chapman Fast Car. And my personal favorite: Short People. /Darryl
  11. To get this thread back on topic, ask the guys how fast they can throw a baseball. And also how fast of a fastball they could hit. Then borrow a radar gun and pitching machine.
  12. Texas Live is pretty good. Not sure how early they will open though.
  13. I'm not always the biggest fan of fake Mack, but this morning was great. "Hey Jub, did you know that Sally and I like to role play? Just the other night I played Charlie Strong, and Sally played.... Sally. Then just last night I asked Sally to play a naughty school teacher, and she asked me to play... Charlie Strong. That woman has quite the libido Jub."
  14. They knew the winner got the choice before the final when Bananas took Sarah's money.
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