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bluto

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  1. To give you an idea of just how completely fucked the maga/Q brain is, I flipped over to Glen beck radio show because I hate myself. During the segment he rails on about keeping our money here to help us not to go to Ukraine where it winds up missing anyhow. Playing the hits of course. TIME FOR AN AD BREAK leading into the break he talks about how he can only pitch companies or products he can vouch for, that he knows will help enrich or ease his listeners lives. Then he goes into the actual ad… for the IFCJ. The international fellowship of Christians and Jews, begging for donations to help war torn Israeli families and children who don’t have a morsel to eat or pillow to lay their heads.
  2. Based on Boeing up 5% today, I’m saying real.
  3. Good god
  4. Lemme one up that economy lady comment with a former teacher i know with a special needs kid saying this dept of edu slashing makes her hopeful bc parents will have more say and money will flow more freely to education.
  5. Effin hell this just about matches my wife’s wish list besides the hybrid, tough enough without that.
  6. That was also a fuckin eternity ago in late February.
  7. Of counsel at Tesla, done.
  8. Fuckin duh
  9. The rumor mill is running that Alito and Thomas will step down so Trump can reload. At the top of the list…. No not Frank Stallone… Aileen cannon.
  10. bluto replied to C-Man's topic in Dallas
    The wet paper towel crust cane serves up is total garbage.
  11. bluto replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    Insert Biden I did that sticker here with CHIPS act.
  12. bluto replied to AeroHorn's topic in Business and Markets
    I’m kinda dumb so tell me if I’m wrong… Last round of reporting Tesla boosted their finances by marking up their crypto holdings to the inflated market value. Assuming crypto stays in the ballpark of today, about 15-20% down from ATH a couple months ago, is Tesla gonna be totally turbo fucked updating those holdings in addition to shit sales next quarterly report?
  13. Sub optimal hitting with the bases loaded. Good pitches by the reliever but damn.
  14. Thought it was Trent dilfer
  15. 1798 Alien Enemies Act to be invoked, who we officially declaring war on?
  16. Bumpity bump bump https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna196049
  17. Where’s @Royalfan5, he’s an insider
  18. It would have to be Stitt since it’s a state charge? String up his cunt attorney Sharpe from back then as well eta oh shit, the ag bringing these charges is who represented the victim years ago! Talk about long play FAFO
  19. Take it all in
  20. Only a matter of time before they announce companion pass axing it seems
  21. And that’s a bingo. It’s all just so predictable… like watching an avengers or hallmark movie, you know the plot https://nypost.com/2025/03/10/us-news/elon-musk-points-finger-at-ukraine-for-x-cyberattack/?utm_source=reddit.com
  22. Sergeant, burn the fields and when you're done with that, burn the house. (Any bites on that deep cut?)
  23. Plank seafood in clearfork, every day happy hour is $1 oysters. Will smash again
  24. Huffines is throwing his (little) hat in the ring
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