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Huckleberry

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  1. What position would you select if you wanted to get hit as little as possible, block as little as possible, still get the individual glory of scoring touchdowns, and either can't throw or more importantly can't lead well enough to play QB?
  2. This is how you get yourself suspended from your role as official surly proofreader.
  3. Please use an Oxford/serial comma. Thank you.
  4. Fawcett is beclowning himself. They have decided to part ways just like HenryJames and every sober woman he's ever met have decided not to date.
  5. Yep he needs to worry about his life right now, not football.
  6. Yikes. I should have clarified for future posts only. Ha.
  7. Tucked it on 4th down. If one post could sum up how stupid a poster is, this is it.
  8. 1st down was the right call. Then it went to shit. 2nd down should have been a play action boot with instructions to throw it away if it's not here. Then pound it 3rd and 4th down. If they stop it then it's a 7 point game with more than 2 minutes and they have the ball on their own goal line. I was saying this shit before 1st down. It's not hindsight.
  9. Where were they left on the board by Ewers? He missed Helm on a pass and Golden on a 3rd down. Did he not pitch the ball wide perfectly enough? Did he not block the DE for himself?
  10. If you just man up and try to pound it in 4 times even if they stop you they have the ball at their own 1.
  11. The Cunt. Has a big C on his shirt and everything.
  12. I mean at least TV is showing the blatant hold
  13. It's like EA Sports. Start spamming the HB wheel route.
  14. Great news everyone, the third quarter is next.
  15. His left arm knocks it out after his leg is down
  16. Lol Moore? When? When he was covered deep and Ewers FINALLY overthrew everyone instead of taking a sack? And the throw to Golden was perfect. He had one of his arms being held.
  17. This is so dumb. Yeah, Ewers should have used his famously awesome running skills instead of throwing it to the wide open athlete downfield and hitting him in the hands. "HURR DURR must find something the QB did wrong"
  18. Where are the open receivers he's missing? He missed Helm. What else? Offense struggling, must be the QB = Simple Jack football analysis
  19. Why do receivers jump. So fucking dumb.
  20. If you think Allar's performance looked like anything you've seen from Ewers and our offense you should delete your account and never post again. Jesus. Our passing game has had issues when the OL gets whipped as evidenced by our inability to run the ball. Penn State ran for 204 yards last night. Sometimes I wonder how you idiots manage to find the internet.
  21. Nobody is puffing their chests out, that's a weird thing to say. The only thing I said is that posts saying Ewers is a below average QB are moronic takes because they are. And it's also pretty dumb to say he only takes heat because Manning is on the bench; David Ash took heat when Case McCoy was the other option. Ash was easily the only decent option when his brain wasn't scrambled. Message board morons always blame the QB when the offense sputters, well to be fair it's actually all simple football fans it's just that we're on a message board. And yes, people did say they'd rather have any other playoff QB and that was before the playoffs even started so included those fantastic Jennings and Rourke performances. Just because you didn't say you'd rather have Allar or Leonard doesn't mean nobody did. So basically you were wrong about everything in your post but at least you say it intelligently unlike others around here.
  22. Like several of us have said, if football fans watched other QBs with as critical an eye as they watch their own, there would be a lot less bitching on fan forums. Imagine being a Texas fan who thinks Quinn Ewers is a below average P4 QB. Is he perfect? No. Does he make mistakes? Yes. But he's a shit ton better than most college QBs and makes fewer mistakes than they do, too.
  23. Hurr durr I'm a surly moron, Ewers is a bad QB I mean look at all these other college QBs they're so awesome.
  24. I see you are also a moron
  25. Holy shit that defender got cooked so bad at the LOS
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