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MIkeHoncho

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  1. lose to Kansas = fireable offense. I don't care the year or contract guarantee. Fuck him.
  2. Whatever semblance of a crowd we get Saturday better break out a "we love Bo!" chant between every quarter. Also, I'll chip in for a plane banner saying, "Bo is our Mother Fuckin' Standard!"
  3. I just don't understand anyone getting upset. Why do Wolken or Jose (who the fuck is that douche?) think he wasn't complimenting them? The video is so dark, he could have been handing these out...
  4. Look at his face. He's proud of that fart he just dropped, but also a bit worried that more than just air came out.
  5. Question to ponder... Outside of 5* following their departing coaches out of town, should we be only looking at BYU for o-line portal candidates? I mean shit, we could use some 28 year old men with 2 remaining years of eligibility. Include child care in their NIL deal and we'll get all of 'em.
  6. just stopped in to say that Zay could be my favorite player since VY. Freshman ballin' the fuck out, seems to be a pure team player, and just enough "flair". This kid is AWESOME!
  7. We can say the same about 99.99% of Texas HS offensive linemen. TX HS Coaches need to get fucked until they put real lines together. I hate to say it, but Jumbo seems to have had the right idea to go out of state for his linemen.
  8. Baker Mayfield is a sorry POS who chomps bags of dicks like they are skittles. Now I don't know if that has anything to do with OBJ - maybe yes, maybe no - but it needed to be said.
  9. First commit since the great Monkey Maiming Episode! Train is headed up and our curse is lifted. All hail GIA!!
  10. Somehow this tells me that our collective vag of an o-line is at that point in their cycle... Home team doesn't want to mess up their yellow or white unis.
  11. Any chance we can move on from Bregman? Deal him now while he still has some trade value.
  12. so does Vegas have the o/u on number of signs referencing this incident on GameDay this weekend?
  13. I'm going with "Trevor"
  14. We will NEVER lose another game or recruit if the team is led out of the tunnel with this: CDC - make it happen!!
  15. Bullshit. This monkey event is what will galvanize the team. Make them realize the world is really all against them. Bring them together to embrace the dark side. We are ALL Team Monkey now!!! Let's go fling some monkey poop all over ISU at their place.
  16. This has to be used in the recruiting pitch doesn't it? I mean, if we get the 5*s and start winning at a high level, can you imagine the 30 for 30? "Strippers, Monkey's and 5*'s - What's going down in the ATX" It could be a freaking mini-series. Bring in the Minister of Culture to chant, Ricky to talk meta-physics, Colt & Jordan to demonstrate fly fishing and throwing footballs to boats, VY just making random appearances in the background with the NC trophy like gold-bug in the Richard Scarry children's books, and Craig Way to narrate it all. I'm sure there would be a way to work in some weird shit DJ, Earl, and Earl Thomas are doing. Maybe have them all cram into one of Huffy's sports cars and pile out at the end. There is something here for EVERYONE!!!
  17. So you're saying we can still win the conference on our way out the door.
  18. Like this one:
  19. When has he had a 10 win roster?
  20. well, there are 10 teams in the big 12, so saying it is #3 of those 10 is the same as saying it is top 3. and FCB, and now FDD for trying to defend FCB.
  21. Not saying you are one, but a lot on this board were crying about Alfred Collins not playing. Maybe he was one of the most egregious in displaying a shitty attitude and Sark and crew were trying to change the culture. I guess they could have said he was benched for acting like an entitled pussy, the team and recruits might have been negatively impacted, but hey - everyone on Surly would have known what was going on. Except the ones who just knew he was lying about it.
  22. I could totally see it being tape fingers with daddy as an "analyst" on staff.
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