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SydneyCarton

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  1. Well, no one is jerking off to it except Satya. Oh and Helobious.
  2. Two other guys turned down the job, and options for what he wanted became scarce. “wtf is this hire” and “why did we lose Davis” are two different questions with two different answers, and shouldn’t be conflated like in your last post on the subject.
  3. You’re like a child wandering into the middle of a movie. Bo Davis wanted to coach his son, and Texas couldn’t get him in as a transfer until this summer. LSU had no academic shit to get in order because they’re not an academic institution. So they paid him 1.5 and got his kid in and he went back to his alma mater.
  4. This gets thrown around a lot here, but my assumption is the guy is autistic, or socially awkward to the point he doesn't even know how to handle conflict on the internet. Or he's Ketchum.
  5. Having a group of employees get together to decide who their next boss is going to be is certainly a choice...
  6. I'm 90% sure that the farm with the cottage in question is located in Fortrose, fwiw. But we're probably quite a ways away from being able to buy it.
  7. I'm upset that you posted this, becuase it sent me a couple clicks to which I saw this link, which after Bruno goes off is just so wholely depressing (and accurate) about how literally zero has changed, and in fact it's gotten worse, about the dynamic between parties. The only silver lining is that the scene had a young Connie Britton in it, when she was in her Mid 30's and looked like she was in her mid 20's.
  8. He'll be back with a new handle in a day or two, and he'll be incapable of altering his posting style or behavior, so then we get the fun of sniffing him out repeatedly. Sort of like Carl. This is a gift.
  9. @Brisketexan Listen asshole, I'd tell you I'm not to ask you again, because that's not true. I'm just going to keep hectoring you about it.
  10. I won’t call this hire disappointing until he has a track record to measure. But it sure AF is underwhelming.
  11. Fuck no. I like this hire 500 times better than Giles.
  12. Or the track record/resume. Unless you want to compare western kentcuky and his stint at Vassar with coaching and recruiting at UTSA, Miami, and oh by the way playing college football at a major college football program, as opposed to Gardner Webb
  13. @LateAughtsHorn Is either doing wonderful trolling or going to have a hell of a shock when he reads the last two pages. If it's the latter, this is why you finish reading the thread before you respond.
  14. @Ricky's one-hitter There's still time to pull back your rhetoric before it's too late.
  15. You should have stopped after your first sentence. That's fine, and folks would get that. You're literally comparing Ga. Tech to Western Kentcuky. Ga Tech has won a national title in my lifetime. Now do western kentucky. While we're add it, lets compare which confrence they're in, number of draft picks they've put into the NFL, etc. Recruiting is arguably the most important aspect of being a RB coach, and you just admitted that having better accolades and a resume help recruit, but that it doesn't differentiate his ability to be a more effective coach? "Sure it helps recruit, and we all know recruiting is super important at the RB position, but it doesn't matter." That doesn't pass the smell test, dude. Yes, carrington was never a coach. But people advocating TEACHING him to coach. You're advocating hiring an NFL analyist to teach this guy to fucking coach. Those were your words. Yes, you're looking for sunshine, but just admit that the reaching you're doing to get there is beyond absurd. You said pair him with an analyst who doesn't want to recruit, ie, get a real coach to teach, and you're somehow shocked that people are responding do that by suggesting maybe if you have to do that, it wasn't a great fucking hire?
  16. For anyone cares, and I know most of you sickos do, the OTF thread has some videos linked of some of his interviews at Western Kentucky or somewhere, where you can see his personality. https://ontexasfootball.com/forums/topic/145-dl-coach-update-has-texas-found-their-man-thurs-1102-am/#comment-1396 Some of yall came come back here and let me know what you think, because I'm not watching that shit.
  17. Then link them. I've seen just the quote on Zentiz's twitter, or whatever the fuck his name is, and googling Kenny Baker NFL or Kenny Baker Coach turns up barely fucking anything, no list on hot coaching articles, etc. Dude doesn't even have a wiki page. It's like Baker's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again on the internet. Well, good news everyone, at least someone is happy with this hire.
  18. As you can see, I have no problems joking at the expense of the deceased. We'd have been better off getting the guy back Chaote took to Nevada, or some other on the field spot, who at least had a great rapport with the kids on campus and seemed like an up and comer. Technically *any* hire COULD be a great hire, but there's little here to even wishcast, it's just straight hope. And comparing this hire to Choice is bullshit. For starters, Choice was already at a more major college than Western Kentucky. Second, Choice played in major college and in the NFL, which has an appeal/story to kids. Third, recruiting is arguably the most important part of a RB coaches job, and that means personality and charisma. That is NOT the fucking case at DL coaching. At all. Also, I just realized your first point is rather absurd as well. "Well, lets hire another NFL analyst to teach him how to coach and in a few years he'll be a great hire! Come the fuck on, this sounds like the people advocating that for fucking Bryan Carrington. "Just teach him to coach guys!"
  19. This has stench of having all your chips on Rod Wright, only to have him turn you down, and the going "Oh fuuuuuuuck." This dude makes Rod Wright look like Dick LeBeau. Couldn't give Frank Okam a call? At least he's an alum, and did well at Baylor. Fuck. Beyond not being able to rationalize this, I have a hard time thinking this could be anything other than "Well, I liked him on the phone interview we had..."
  20. The Pit Master I believe you're thinking was Terry Price, not E-Rob. And since Terry Price is dead, that's a low bar. It's hard to tell in that pic, but is he smoking a joint, or is that just some trick of the coloring/shrub behind him?
  21. Hard to find his resume, honestly. https://media.miamidolphins.com/wp-content/uploads/Baker-Kenny.pdf
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