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McCroskey

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  1. Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?
  2. You’re a lousy fucking softball player, Jack!
  3. I think Hurts just missed a rent payment.
  4. I got caught in a Seinfeld rabbit hole tonight and read that one of the bastards 30,000 feet above George’s head passed away this past summer. RIP Ernie Lively, he was also the Sheriff on Passenger 57, among other roles. One of my favorite episodes.
  5. This one has been a gut punch. RIP Norm.
  6. Never fucking works. I could go to her favorite place and I’d still here her tell me “you just got what you wanted.”
  7. Smith can act tough but he’s almost dead after that hit.
  8. Why the fuck do women send texts, decide not to look to see if you replied, and then call you afterwards and ask “did you see my text??” Nevermind, I guess I know why they do it.
  9. You don't fuckin say.
  10. Fuck. RIP.
  11. Finally official news everyone knew was coming.
  12. Total fucking domination by Max. Wow.
  13. Lmao @ Bottas
  14. Love when even the announcers roll their eyes at it. Crofty said about Lewis… “if it’s not the tyres, it’s the engine.”
  15. LMAO. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  16. Might be??? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  17. God this reply to that got me. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  18. "All right let's take a short break." *eats chip* *sips diet Cola* *adjusts tie* *looks at watch* "Okay. We're back!!"
  19. It would be the most Finau thing ever for Cam to make this 24 footer.
  20. Well, I’m going back next week and am taking some good vibes with me. Here’s hoping they haven’t fucked things up too much, yet.
  21. Woman driver. I’m guessing.
  22. New one for me yesterday…driving on the interstate and traffic comes to an abrupt halt. She looks over at me and asks “can you not do that?” Me: “what?” Her: “Stop so fast!!” Me: “well I could just smash into the cars in front of us, what are you proposing I do instead?” Her: Tone.
  23. Here’s to feeling good, all the time. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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