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McCroskey

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  1. Nichelle Nichols (89) Mick Fleetwood (74) Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (74) Donald Fagen (73) John "Ozzy" Osbourne (73) Ric Flair (72) Laurence Tureaud (69) Bret Hart (64) Charlie Sheen (56) Dwayne Haskins (24)
  2. Uh, Norche-worche-dorche-doo?
  3. Who? WHO doesn't want to wear the ribbon??
  4. Cirrhosis of the liver with jaundice! Alright!! I get to wear makeup!
  5. Bacterial meningitis...JACKPOT!!
  6. They nailed you on the 20g's?
  7. I got Money, Bacon, and Anal. I win.
  8. Then that must explain his other book, Outstanding Bear Attacks.
  9. The Andrea Doria collided with the Stockholm in dense fog 12 miles off the coast of Nantucket... It's in my book...Astonishing Tales of the Sea. He's Navy, alright.
  10. Exactly. Pitting right after Max and nulling the advantage of starting on mediums was very stupid on Merc's part. One of their multiple critical mistakes today.
  11. For fuck's sake. Did you not watch any other race this year? Some decisions may have sucked but they've been consistent...at many races this year and then again today.
  12. Doesn't explain why they pitted on lap 15.
  13. That's not what cost them the race. Disagree.
  14. Lewis and Merc are such whiny bitches. They fucked up their pit strategies, twice, and it cost them both the race and the championship.
  15. Well that would explain Little Jerry’s poor egg production.
  16. Do you think you could get a ticket for my friend Brody?
  17. I just saw an obit today that said the real Assman died recently. RIP, Lou Cutell.
  18. Was paying bills this month and I see a random $60 charge from Apple for an app purchase I didn't recognize. Ask my wife if she knows and she says "oh yeah, I forgot to cancel a trial for this sleep app I downloaded that tells me how well I sleep at night." She then goes on to say it "listens" at night and tells her how much she snores, talks, or even farts. Unless I'm passed out drunk I don't snore or talk but I've wondered how it knows the difference between her or me. On farting, however, is that the kind of thing she can use against me in court should we ever get divorced? I've had a lot of deviled eggs today so it's on my mind.
  19. I've never seen a guy get picked up by his testicles before.
  20. One of the greatest scenes in film history.
  21. That’s true.
  22. +1.5 Buffalo to tie late in 4th quarter. From 55 yards out. Then you see McNulty is the kicker.
  23. Fuckin hell. I’m digging up The Wire gifs to pull out for this McNulty.
  24. I know one thing, if I'm able to get back to Rome in 2023 for the Ryder Cup I'll be taking 2/3 of a day and going down to Nettuno to visit the Sicily-Rome American Cemetery. Have any of you gotten the chance to go there?
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