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AM Wood

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  1. does she wear adult diapers and ride around on a three wheeled bike?
  2. well, you would just hit "like" on facebook.
  3. that was helmet to skull and then skull to turf. that guys brain ain't gonna be right.
  4. proof that eric estrada had sex with a proboscis monkey.
  5. That she’s fucking around with his tools. That’s a big no-no.
  6. I bet that bitch fucks like Florence Henderson.
  7. guess ain't none of you heard it's so cold in the d?
  8. being a fat guy with a skinny wallet is your problem.
  9. Well, don’t leave us hanging. What kind of toilets did they have?
  10. Makes sense. You can have shit for brains and run an HR department.
  11. you're pretty fat, but i'll get used to it.
  12. i wonder how many psi this thing can generate. i ordered the hand squeeze kind and threw it away after 1 use because it didn't have enough power.
  13. My ex got pissed because I got drunk and blew a speaker in her car. He was a motivational speaker.
  14. her previous boyfriend told her what it was the night before.
  15. that looks like ravioli and fried sweet plantains.
  16. filming for the new top gun movie?
  17. what's that fucking alien claw in the mirror?
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