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AM Wood

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  1. same as harley costumes. you are not in a gang. you wrench on a machine for a living and wish for over time so you can afford your payments.
  2. maybe she had just asked him if they can visit the dominican republican.
  3. We’ll, that and killing homeless people.
  4. there was a bully in junior high that ran into a barbed wire fence on his mini bike, no helmet. caught it right at the mouth and going back to his ears. he was being a dick to my best friend and i so we went ahead and called him scarface. he and his friend each pulled out knives but didn't have the balls to do anything. we went home and got baseball bats and pushed them around their front yard for a bit embarrassing them in front of their little burn-out friends. drool story, crow. edit: btw, that was not my brush with anything. it was just a dovetailing barbed wire themed story.
  5. When I read this it comes out in slingblade voice.
  6. Luckily she put a ziplock bag over the faucet in case it spontaneously for no reason started spouting water. Because when shit goes crazy you just never know.
  7. this is my rifle, this is my pile...
  8. i agree. you just can't let that hang out there without clearing it up.
  9. AM Wood

    Colonoscopy

    did they find any shred of your dignity up there?
  10. one can almost say he stuck the landing.
  11. AM Wood

    Colonoscopy

    that's like two dudes on one chick
  12. AM Wood

    Colonoscopy

    i've heard that's the worst kind of polio.
  13. AM Wood

    Colonoscopy

    appropriate name.
  14. i'm sorry that you work for a catering service.
  15. or this is a good solution at sam's club or costco. but forming your own patties? faulk that.
  16. yeah, not me. if i need to quickly cook up 40 patties for hungry guests i'm doing it manufacturing line style.
  17. right? i didn't get enough of that bridge the first time through.
  18. at least in that situation you end up in hawaii. with this schizo bitch you end up in toledo ohio for $1,500.
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