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Sheep Have Wool

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  1. For those of you who like social deduction games (Secret Hitler, The Resistance, Avalon, Mafia/Werewolf), Scape Goat is an excellent low player social deduction game that flips the normal hidden role mechanic on its head. It plays extremely well at low player counts that other social deduction games fall apart at, too. And it's like $15-$20. Definite recommendation.
  2. Per multiple sources, Mike knows a lot about defense. If you lock him in a room and tell him to watch film and help with game planning, he's probably got some use other than eating any leftover bags of dicks you have around. He's also a huge bully/coward, so I suspect his raging asshole tendencies tend to come out less around people he considers his peers, and he's got Saban as a moderating influence. In that vacuum, hiring him probably does make a lot of sense to Sark. Unfortunately, Mike is spectacularly bad at literally every other aspect of being a coach, and it doesn't speak super well of Sark that he doesn't realize "knows football" and "good coach" are two different things.
  3. There's a huge difference between bringing Sark - considered a good coach and possibly sober alcoholic - into Bama's established halfway house for wayward coaches as analyst and bringing Stoops - a raging asshole and shitty coach - into a place you're trying to get started off on the right foot as an actual coach. It's particularly troubling if you take into account that he/CDC were told, "Not just no, but fuck no," and tried to do it anyway.
  4. https://www.captiongenerator.com/2107502/SurlyHorns-Reacts-to-the-Coaching-Search Enable subtitles if you're watching embedded.
  5. Learn your zip code and quarterback's full name. You never know when you might need them. Explain to your wife that airplane doors should always remained closed during flight. If a player is shitty at football, it's okay not to play them, even if they're in the schematically appropriate position and seem nice and have tried really hard during practice and are older than their potential replacements.
  6. Fry them. Or if you're looking for something a little less labor intensive and brassica-newbie friendly, I suggest these oven roasted sprouts.
  7. This is such a remarkably shitty take I assume you just forgot to log into your futureman account.
  8. https://www.crowdcow.com/products/a5-japanese-wagyu-ground-beef?filter[bid_item]=ilspgk0r3sn
  9. This is a very wholesome post for something that made me think, "Wait, did I click on the Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do thread?"
  10. Enthusiasm. Our "coach" has drained me of it. But OU still sucks.
  11. Vic with bad taste in something? Who would have guessed?
  12. Huh. I wasn't aware the 2015 Texas/OSU officiating crew was allowed to ref SEC games.
  13. The very first batch of Prairie/Evil Twin Bible Belt was amazing.
  14. So are you futureman's sock, or is he yours?
  15. I opened this thread over 20 minutes after it was posted, and no one had replied. No one had questioned OP's taste in food, life choices, or reasons for living in the middle of fucking no where, PA. No one had even fucked his mom. On behalf of lurkers everywhere, I am extremely disappointed.
  16. They're locking all the restrooms in Bellmont before they let him know the news.
  17. Than what, exactly? Is your contention that flying a banner makes it more likely that someone decommits? Maybe, but I'd sacrifice Bijan Robinson on flaming altar for some even halfway competent coaching.
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