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Sheep Have Wool

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  1. In our offense is there a non contested ball? Obviously. Sometimes they're overthrown.
  2. We're all Buckeyes? I guess I better go order thousands of dollars in sex toys, hit a woman, burn a couch, and fake a heart condition.
  3. 3,400 posts to cement your status before you start trolling? I've got to commend your patience, because no one could actually be this dumb, right? On the off chance you're just a moron, read this and understand you're embodying it right now.
  4. Like a murder-suicide sorta thing?
  5. It's one of TreatyOak's endless efforts to whore rep through "funny" Photoshop work.
  6. This is the worst food opinion offered on a recruiting thread since your hot take on the excellence of Rendezvous' ribs in Memphis. I eagerly anticipate your future one-star review of Dart Bowl enchiladas.
  7. This actually seems like the most realistic scenario, but you forgot to add that all of the recruiting sites will immediately drop Shepherd to a 2-star once he does.
  8. I think it's less to do with that and more to do with Jimbo not having long enough legs to be able to make it up the stairs into Shepherd's house.
  9. No way it was just 30 seconds. It takes time to apply that much blush.
  10. Pretty sure that aggy is more interested in NAMSLA.
  11. Aggy 2021: SEC Bready or Aggy 2021: Free Candi
  12. I like the $9.95-related titles.
  13. The fact that this moron is at a Christmas party for something entirely unrelated to athletics and is sporting aggy gear and giving a gig 'em in every image of him is just...sad, really. I guarantee he was wearing it in the hopes that someone would recognize him as an "insider" and ask him about his recruiting "business."
  14. It'd do the board some good, too. He could spend the time reading the Wikipedia entry for the Dunning-Kruger effect and reflecting instead of shitting all over the Recruiting forum.
  15. Apparently the announcing crew missed the Texas OU game earlier this season.
  16. This is exciting. Whose sock am I? I need to know exactly how much I should be offended.
  17. I'm glad to see that someone finally stopped by Surly and learned that aggy doesn't actually have a secondary and it's completely allowed to throw the ball farther than 5 yards.
  18. For those actively opposed to engaging with the Twitters, Alec Bryant is saying that he's currently in Norman, OK. Peter Mpagi then makes a highly relevant, though understated, response.
  19. Hurt his ankle at the team hotel. Didn't anyone tell you? Walking is hard.
  20. It appears the honeymoon is over.
  21. I'm conflicted. I'm feeling optimistic about today - much moreso than last week - but I hate aggy threads like this, and I think OP is terrible. So hook 'em, and fuck OP's mom.
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