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Red Five

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  1. Well he's pretty much the anti-christ. If not literally then probably as close as you're gonna get. But hey, gotta make him president though because all the other options aren't shitty enough to all the people who live here who are different than me. And eggs, or something.
  2. Yeah I don't think she's hideous or anything, and I'm 48 so the last video game I played was Madden in college, but the actress to character fit just isn't there. Not a huge deal and it happens all time time. But having a Dever-centric episode like that didn't do her any favors.
  3. Swear we used to have laws and shit to prevent that kind of thing from happening. Oh well.
  4. He used to have a strong arm. Not Elway, but upper tier in college probably. Then three years later it's "Um, he throws a nice ball to dudes standing next to him at the line of scrimmage."
  5. Do you mean to tell me that we’re not actually at war with Venezuela? I like how that little part has largely flown under the radar. None of this shit is legal.
  6. Simmons might be the best player on the team, and we also have a guy who will go round one pick one at the time of his choosing.
  7. I’m so sick of hearing stuff like “Trump’s controversial immigration plans”. We’re sending people not accused of committing crimes to a camp, where no one leaves until they die. That really has nothing to do with “immigration”. Any more than me throwing random kids over a cliff is child care.
  8. No big deal. It only literally makes me question the nature of reality on a daily basis.
  9. I'm not proud of this, but... still hot.
  10. Those kids look like they've seen dad do some things. Like, "uh oh, he's getting wound up... look out"
  11. Dotard apparently explaining online this afternoon that not everyone can get due process because it would take too long.
  12. It's a miracle we haven't accidentally nuked someone yet. Or ourselves.
  13. “Start with Building 7,” he said. Yeah we'll be ending there too.
  14. I think Shaw's knee is worse than was advertised. Otherwise we might be done at DT. But either way Watson is starter quality for us, for multiple seasons.
  15. Is the pope dying on Easter like me dying at Texas/OU?
  16. Let me guess, she for some reason also had war plans in her purse.
  17. Dever really should have been cast as Ellie. She's older obviously but they could have made it work. They said she was 19 during season one, so close enough.
  18. We should really have some kind of confirmation process, to ensure someone like Pete doesn't actually become our Secretary of Defense. That way, if the president is a corrupt moron grifter and felon, and tries to make a tv show host Secretary of Defense, a co-equal branch of government can quickly put a halt to that shit. Oh well, one can dream.
  19. Remember all those times Lloyd Austin would get into slap fights online?
  20. Donald Trump. Influencing the Pope. Come on people, we're trying to have a civilization here.
  21. I've never really been into doomsday cults to begin with, but considering how most of these people vote, and what they've done, I'm completely out of fucks to give when it comes to religion. It's fucking insanity. Santa Claus for people who are scared of dying.
  22. Going to contradict myself here a bit, but I wonder if they brought in a guy like that Houston corner, if they would move Guilbeau back to star. You'd almost kind of have to. I don't see a situation where Guilbeau isn't one of those starting five DBs and Wardell Mack is the starting star. Of course I thought it was nuts last year when we were moving Barron to corner. Jury's still out on that one, IMO.
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