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Disco Strangler

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  1. Biden would sound like history's greatest monster . . . if only Trump had not presided over my cancellation of Easter, 420, Memorial Day, Fourth of July, my Birthday, Labor Day, Halloween, and likely Thanksgiving. Also, win or lose, Trump is president on Christmas 2020.
  2. All are deadly afraid of being called names by our playground president. Future biographies will be instant classics that tell the tale: -Profiles in Chickenshit. The Life & Times of Ted Cruz. -The Scaredest Generation. How I Overcame Bed Wetting at Age 65. By John Cornyn -I Happily Eat The Singing, Caged Bird's Droppings. The Life & Times of "Lady Bug" Lindsay Graham -Diarrhea of a Young Girl. Donald J. Trump on Jeffrey Epstein Island in the 1990's.
  3. One of those dudes is going to get his ear lobes violated in the slammer. [watchyercornholebud.gif]
  4. $800B stimulus (and a black president) is what gave birth to the Tea Party. Seems like a lifetime, and trillions of dollars, ago.
  5. Dude is at the Hard Rock in Vegas. Does my BlueCross / Blue Shield cover?
  6. Side note detour. That actor is the same guy who was in Bernie and did the "C'mon Ted" commercials for Beto.
  7. I wish that I had the option of giving you .72% rep.
  8. Do you think he got a vaccine candidate? Would love a reporter to ask, but no confidence in any answer.
  9. I have donated to M J. That said . . . Her best chance for victory is being the only viable candidate as Trump self-immolates and takes every treasonous R down with him. So, I give her a 50/50 shot. As a corollary, John C was a fellow San Antonian who rose to power under “normal” Republican principles and was someone I disagreed with, but never thought was anti- American, anti-democracy or nihilistic (fucker was on Tx Sup Ct and signed my law license). It has never been more clear that he is not only complacent but complicit in the complete subversion of our democracy. A canary in the coal mine as to what Trump would do to the (R) party (spoiler alert: he turned it into a glory hole for himself and his yes-men). Not to short-change him, but Ted Cruz is a piece of shit, yet he is the bastard who we always knew he was. However, Corny is worse because he bent the knee, folded up any ‘principles’ he had and has been the Trump cheerleader that would embarrass anyone who know what real character looks like. He turned a blind eye as Trump took a flamethrower to our Constitution, himself took the tea-party position of no compromises as whip in the senate, toasted COVID-19 with a Corona beer, and lastly stopped answering constituent emails asking for a dialogue on his role on important Texas issues in the Senate Fuck Corny.
  10. History’s greatest monster. And did you hear about Michelle’s sleeveless dress?
  11. Remember the story told in A Very Stable Genius (Mathis, Kelly, Tillerson and others meeting Trump at the Pentagon to explain the importance of NATO) had more of the same 3rd grade insult language that is reflected in the Atlantic article: “I wouldn’t go to war with you people,” Trump told the assembled brass. Addressing the room, the commander in chief barked, “You’re a bunch of dopes and babies.”
  12. Praying hard regarding the thread bumping on this topic. T and P! Any dittos out there? Smega-dildos? . . . Anyway, I have a cold 40 that I am saving for a pour-out for this fat guy who bought drugs from his housekeeper, yet went on to inspire so many . . . to hate their neighbors.
  13. Regerts. Plenty of folks had the same reaction. Bet he picks his nose and eats it.
  14. Um, no. But, Trump is a man-baby and Schiff repeatedly destroyed Trump’s ass (no lube) during the impeachment trial.
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