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Disco Strangler

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  1. Try that kind of outburst next year in the exercise yard, gonna get shanked.
  2. Based on the the rapid rate of our once-grand state's decline into dip-shittery, Oklahoma would probably be on board as well.
  3. Kid Hitler can fuck right off.
  4. I wouldn’t hire a West Texas A&M grad to wash my dog.
  5. Maybe someone from Bracewell will take this on contingency.
  6. For him, I hope it’s both. America’s shittiest president electrocuted, eaten by a shark and then a flotilla of Magatard boats and their incompetent shark hunters headed out to sea like a scene from Jaws.
  7. No Person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty Years, and been nine Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State for which he shall be chosen. [U.S. Constitution, Article I, section 3, clause 3]
  8. He reminds me of Adrian Peterson. . . . because he was beating those kids with a switch.
  9. Thought about starting a new thread: 'Songs that shred at the end" - Decided to post here instead. My latest jam is songs that seem kind of lame for most of the song, but end with in-your-face molten lava. The sound seems mediocre, maybe melancholy, but then leaves a third degree blister on the senses just at the end. Think three quarters of Case McCoy and fourth quarter of Vince Young. Turns out looking for similar songs is not readily searchable. Here are a few examples that I am talking about - let me know if you can add to my playlist. And. . . . and. . . .
  10. Mistress would describe on the stand how she often put her thumb in Ken’s butthole while spitting a loogie on his nondescript wiener. Angela would write two pages of handwritten notes, pondering the true cost of keeping a man like Ken satisfied. The following Sunday, both Paxtons would return to Collin County, hold hands in church, and say a prayer of thanksgiving, sure that they are truly the righteous amongst us.
  11. That is how you humblebrag. *cough cradlerobber cough*
  12. When you’re flying off to Spain But your butt guts can’t be contained (refrain) Catch a red eye to Barcelona Gonna regret the expired bologna.
  13. Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought his might happen to me, but this is a totally true story . . . .
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