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Ignatius

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  1. And probably banging a 22 year old Danish lingerie model…
  2. Goddam Randi fucking Trew…
  3. Christ…
  4. Assuming this was the Villa Capri?
  5. He lacks the most important ability you need out of a highly-paid player…
  6. Mason adds $9MM if they make him a post 6/1 cut; that would cover Kevin Zeitler with some $$ to spare, and he’d immediately be our 2nd best (if not best) OLineman. Figure Danielle Hunter is next; I’d rather not go back to the bank of Laremy again but we might have to…
  7. I think Jacksonville eats the bonus on those years right? Edit - Yeah there’s two void years still on the deal but they contain no guaranteed money so they don’t mean shit. We can restructure his deal to be the same $16.5 over three years but guarantee say 9 of it, make the last two years voids and save $6MM this year. That’s probably enough to sign this year’s draft class so you can use what surplus we have before the extension on plugging OL/DL/WR holes…
  8. Yeah feels like they’d convert a ton of it to a signing bonus and add a couple void years. Good deal overall at a position of desperate need…
  9. Yep, that contract was a team-friendly deal anyway all things considered. He’s one of 4-6 guys on this roster worth making a long-term bet on…
  10. Man, it doesn’t change anything but that’s a solid effort in OT given how regulation ended. Good job, Horns!
  11. Ignatius replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
    Poor children reading Surly are gonna grow up completely fucked up regardless…
  12. Dog gotta eat…
  13. Ignatius replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
    Derka said one time that every single word he has ever typed on this site has been on his phone - no real keyboard ever…
  14. We can all stop fighting now; the RT era is over…
  15. At this point I miss Hank Dudek…
  16. I miss Gary Johnson…
  17. At least Jesus knew when to quit…
  18. There was a banner in the FEC forever for the 1978 NIT…
  19. My God, this is horrible…
  20. Shit the browns will fucking vote for them…
  21. Jabari gets a lot of hate because of where he got drafted, but he’s solid…
  22. We should also outlaw the forward pass…
  23. Fucking this; a real massage by a professional is as exhilarating and refreshing as any workout you’re ever going to have…
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