Everything posted by Ignatius
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Texas vs OU- veritable tourney play-in game - Saturday, 7pm on SECN
And probably banging a 22 year old Danish lingerie model…
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Texas vs OU- veritable tourney play-in game - Saturday, 7pm on SECN
Goddam Randi fucking Trew…
- Xavier Worthy - Chiefin'
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Xavier Worthy - Chiefin'
Assuming this was the Villa Capri?
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NFL 2025 Offseason
He lacks the most important ability you need out of a highly-paid player…
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2024 Houston Texans Season Thread
Mason adds $9MM if they make him a post 6/1 cut; that would cover Kevin Zeitler with some $$ to spare, and he’d immediately be our 2nd best (if not best) OLineman. Figure Danielle Hunter is next; I’d rather not go back to the bank of Laremy again but we might have to…
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2024 Houston Texans Season Thread
I think Jacksonville eats the bonus on those years right? Edit - Yeah there’s two void years still on the deal but they contain no guaranteed money so they don’t mean shit. We can restructure his deal to be the same $16.5 over three years but guarantee say 9 of it, make the last two years voids and save $6MM this year. That’s probably enough to sign this year’s draft class so you can use what surplus we have before the extension on plugging OL/DL/WR holes…
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2024 Houston Texans Season Thread
Yeah feels like they’d convert a ton of it to a signing bonus and add a couple void years. Good deal overall at a position of desperate need…
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2024 Houston Texans Season Thread
Yep, that contract was a team-friendly deal anyway all things considered. He’s one of 4-6 guys on this roster worth making a long-term bet on…
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Texas (Tre Johnson) vs. MSST - 7 pm SECN
Man, it doesn’t change anything but that’s a solid effort in OT given how regulation ended. Good job, Horns!
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2025 NFL Draft
Poor children reading Surly are gonna grow up completely fucked up regardless…
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gene hackman has died
Dog gotta eat…
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2025 NFL Draft
Derka said one time that every single word he has ever typed on this site has been on his phone - no real keyboard ever…
- Texas vs Georgia- Saturday, 7pm on ESPN2
- Texas vs Georgia- Saturday, 7pm on ESPN2
- Texas vs Georgia- Saturday, 7pm on ESPN2
- Texas vs Georgia- Saturday, 7pm on ESPN2
- Texas vs Georgia- Saturday, 7pm on ESPN2
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UT's next basketball coach - discussion/debate [Sean Miller Hired]
There was a banner in the FEC forever for the 1978 NIT…
- Texas vs Georgia- Saturday, 7pm on ESPN2
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DOGE: America Fucking Around
Shit the browns will fucking vote for them…
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2024-2025 Houston Rockets thread - Prepare for Liftoff 🚀 [Now Featuring Kevin Durant]
Jabari gets a lot of hate because of where he got drafted, but he’s solid…
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NFL Passes New Rule For Kickoffs
We should also outlaw the forward pass…
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Justin Tucker: The new Old Freak Nasty?
Fucking this; a real massage by a professional is as exhilarating and refreshing as any workout you’re ever going to have…
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
That’s fucking insane…