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Parliament

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  1. I ditched OP's mom with the dinner tab at the end of a date.
  2. Killing all those Russian men is disembowling Russia’s demographic future, and hastening their inevitable demise as a cohesive nation. But at this rate we aren’t killing them nearly fast enough.
  3. Not taking sides, but she might be kinda crazy.
  4. The most incel thing I've heard today.
  5. Because Gen X. Children tramatized at small levels grow up to be resilient adults. (Now get off my lawn.)
  6. What about the part where he...
  7. Peak Mendes meets great action: Also. You know he's about to fucking get it ON. Ugly motherfucker done fucked up: And then:
  8. The only thing in this crazy world that makes sense.
  9. I'm gonna say that if 5% of the people you know dislike you, you're some kinda dipshitasshole. Even on this board, the good people (all 3 of them) aren't hated by 5%.
  10. Fair. And now we know the Russians do not love their children too. Mom will trade her boys for a new Lada.
  11. How many of these grownups who don’t wanna give their kids the vaccines for all the childhood diseases were themselves spared all the childhood diseases by the vaccines. Seems unfair to the kids. Dunno.
  12. I bought name-brand pop tarts.
  13. Impossible. When the Ruble fails they’ll pivot to a crypto based on cabbage.
  14. Heck with it. I’m buyin’ puts.
  15. Tell us more.
  16. Not a global killer? NGL, I kinda want it to happen. Very interesting.
  17. So we all have it today. One mutation in the DNA and bam.
  18. Again I'll ask. Why in God's creation did a 7 yo Parliament lie awake at night worrying about these dipshits?
  19. Get you an extra tarp strap on the Heat Houser and you'll be fine.
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