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Tigersnake

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  1. I'm not a cardiologist and I didn't stay in any budget friendly hotel last night, but I believe I can 100% confirm a arteriosclerosis diagnosis.
  2. Guilty. "Check out my glizzy, fellow fuccbois!".
  3. Perhaps this is too technical a question as the collectivization of our assholes is in the brainstorm phase, but what would the maintenance fees be in the proposed Surly Asshole-Share program and what time of year might I expect to use the Surly Asshole? I know that's two questions but the concept has me quite excited.
  4. Yeah, don't knocker. I'll show myself out.
  5. Excellent. Got 'em shaking in their crocs.
  6. And don't be too nice, like the hand on top of the head as they put him in the back of the squad car. Trump doesn't like that as I recall.
  7. Fuck yeah, that mucilaginous pussy ass lizard person. Most punchable face in the universe. Take donations to the Treasury for the right to punch this face, we'd solve our national debt problem in one week.
  8. I do not believe the drapes match the carpet. NTTAWWT
  9. Don't get me wrong, Higgins is great but he's due a bad game every time Magnum fucks up the wine inventory.
  10. I'd like to make Mrs. Mohns username correct...
  11. In the name of the Father, and of the Spawn, and the Ghost of Tom Joad, Amen
  12. Me too, senor. Just one lady, but everyday is like a panty avalanche. They fling 'em from everywhere (not really).
  13. At this time, maybe I'm happy for the assistance of Fredo Sexton. But, I could see him taking a little fishing trip in the future.
  14. Where's your bird figurine? Nice try. Still, Hook 'em.
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