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Bookman

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  1. When he was in the fourth grade, right before a test Brent Venables replaced a classmate's #2 pencils with #1 pencils, just because that classmate was "different."
  2. Brett Venables colored all the books in the OU library.
  3. Contrails, y'all. How do we know when we see a plane flying over and leaving these clouds behind them that isn’t biological or chemical agents being sprayed? I mean, if you live in a poor area, they fly over and leave these vapor trails full of government chemicals to make you pregnant. I know. I banged a poor girl once, and she became pregnant right away! I pulled out! She’s a lying bitch! But these contrails, y'all? We’re crops. We’re crops, y'all, and we’re getting dusted.
  4. This is simply not true. When did you start watching college football?
  5. Maybe they can buy it and then post a ton of shit pics.
  6. Are they stunned and pissed?
  7. That Florida State v. North Carolina game is looking like a great matchup. Who wins when it's a stoppable force v. a moveable object? Maybe Mack Brown can finally beat Florida State.
  8. Just scares you to death.
  9. https://apnews.com/article/trump-god-bless-usa-bible-greenwood-2713fda3efdfa297d0f024efb1ca3003
  10. I was in Gruene yesterday early evening and a Trump train came through. I had never seen that in person before.
  11. I have a copy of Strange Peaches that an old roommate of mine left. It never occurred to me to open it.
  12. I think there were a couple 316Ks. This was British Lit. He specifically said we had to read Chaucer in Middle English only and I gave up on that shit after a couple hours. I felt sufficiently bad about it at the time.
  13. No English major, but I took E316K in '96 and somehow made an A. The professor was old as fuck.
  14. This will help with the Llano County public library book ban case.
  15. Maybe we can put them both in the backfield together in the double barrel shotgun formation.
  16. I’m visiting my father and have watched about 15 minutes of Fox News. I’ve learned that housing costs are the fault of illegal immigrants, Kamala’s policies as VP are the cause of all your problems, this country is being overrun with illegal immigrants who are ruining your life, this country has a huge problem with illegal immigrants, and flip-flopping Kamala’s open borders policy is ruining your life and causing all your problems.
  17. Now we know why Mase decided to find God.
  18. Where do you live? The only thing I've seen are social media posts asking for $$$.
  19. Years ago I had a massive, multimillion case against an oil company. They had a separate, totally unrelated small-claims matter with my client, which my client resolved on his own. Before he signed anything, he gave it to me to review, and it contained a full release of claims that looked tailored to include the pending multimillion dollar claim.
  20. Is this the first U.S. Senate race where neither party is campaigning? I saw a "Ted Cruz" sign in the wild yesterday, along the I-10 access road NW of San Antonio. It was kind of weird. First one I've seen from either campaign.
  21. The important thing here is that there were no burdensome, socialistic, communistic regulations getting in the way of profits.
  22. Bookman

    Florida Gators

    Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays.
  23. Bookman

    Florida Gators

    After Steve Spurrier left, Florida has had: 1. Three seasons with Ron Zook. 2. Six seasons with Urban Meyer - Two National Championships 3. Four seasons with Will Muschamp. 4. Three seasons with Jim McElwain. 5. Four seasons with Dan Mullen. 6. Three seasons with Mark Napier. I wonder if the admins ever think "gee, maybe it's us."
  24. So is this now considered roughing the passer?
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