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Born to Run

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  1. Yes he does, I recommend studying our state politics and history and then accepting a natural position on the ledge.
  2. I've already played this, but: "Ivanka no esta aqui Senor Donald "
  3. You missed the tragic part where he was denied Cross examination!
  4. No with a regular boat, if the boat starts sinking you are surounded by gasoline and oil. Which could catch fire amd kill you, with the hypothetical evil electic boat the electric battery sinks into the abyss killing all the whales believe you me, tremendously, bigly.
  5. In my world Martha fucks everywhere but the bed. Sex swing, a handsome bench below the footboard that's just right for doggie, maybe a chair on the patio beneath the Apple tree that's Just right on fall morning and just naughty enough where neighbors can see over the fence but Not thier kids while I'm hitting that old ass doggystyle. Sure she's old, but I'm mid 40s, variety is the spice of life, wood. Still have Midgets on my list also so bring it lil ladies let's go.
  6. That shit was so gross, I never considered stealing smokes fron my parents in the 90s after i snaked a full pack from thier carton with ease, and still couldn't give em away. Stealing booze was eazy, if done slowly
  7. It's really the friend's we make along the way that matter.
  8. Well this erodes whatever modest gains I made towards my mentol cigarrete smoking mom maybe not voting straight R. Not that I had high hopes against such well though arguments as " I just feel that Joe Biden is also corrupt" or whatever Micheal Barry has sold her on. Kinda feels good to move on.
  9. I was of this opinion until a young lass I was dating went boot shopping with me and selected a pair of semi square toes that I wore on our next date. They post date sex confirmed it was the right choice and my feet were more comfortable.
  10. Too Live Crew Needs to update "Fuck Martinez"; they already got the Navarro part right and I've heard Stone's wife cam suck a mean dick.
  11. Username does not check out. Did Outdoor September wedding work for those other couples? No, but it just might work for us!
  12. I graduated High School in the early 90s, nawf side holla, and dealt with gang shit my entire life. Katrina may not have helped, but it's ridiculous to blame refugees entirely.
  13. The GOP's entire identity and ethos is being against anything that's wildly popular.
  14. I'm sure several posters in this thread urging the end to NOLA also live in Houston, or go to Galveston (which got nuked from orbit) and post this garbage with zero sense of hypocrisy (and I'm from Houston). Yall might remember Hank but forget about the other Williams boy, Tennessee.
  15. You dig those humps? Those lovely lady lumps? You check it out?
  16. If you go with her, bring earplugs. Loudest fucking concert I've ever been to- 80k screaming females the entire time.
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