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Born to Run

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  1. Swimming in jeans is like fucking with a condom on.
  2. Rep, he would get mad amounts of rep. It's like ameros, or shaggy bucks, or Wheeler bus tickets.
  3. Yub Nub Mother Fucker do you speak it? Also prepare your anus! 1,1
  4. She came in through the out door.
  5. Add my mom and brother; get fucked. They would have attributed any benefit to lord Trump. So fuck em. Happy Mothers day;:enjoy losing all your benefits! This is great
  6. There Is plenty of room. I figured his mom took today off, but her quest to fuck enough inches of dick to get to the distance to the moon requires extreme discipline.
  7. Where should I park today. I normally do Manor garage for quick egress.
  8. Jonah is the truth. Loving the swagger. Shame on you assholes that bailed and left the stands empty
  9. That dude is a hard working mofo and a legend. He may not be everyone's cup of tea, but he's a true professional and has an encyclopedic knowledge off all things UT sports but also High School Football. Just incredible.
  10. Glad to hear the radio/ stream crew found the Credance Tapes; but I'd prefer Craig just talking ball with more of the guys from the 05 team. That was cool. What an amazing Run in the early aughts.
  11. Kinda the majority demographic of this site.
  12. Not even in my top 50 most punchable faces. If there was a face punching draft he would be waiting as long a Sanders did.
  13. We used tennis rackets to launch bottle rockets because they also doubled as a way to block enemy ordinance.
  14. You're going to find pussy one way or the other. Wood!
  15. Fucking millennial. Nerf gun war? Try BBgun and roman candle wars
  16. I was helping also but not with Shaggy. Got to see a recovered body being removed via helicopter just across the river. Fun times.
  17. Just like his father at the end; except instead of a fake office and phone, he's in the most powerful office on the planet. Just uttering nonsense.
  18. Huge bush peeking out of worn-out granny panties.
  19. I haven't watched this illustrious program, but I've decided a crack addiction is the key to my financial future.
  20. Are you saying a Republican pulled the ladder up first, i dunno, that's kinda too on brand to believe.
  21. All because a Dotard got angry over a television piece. That's our policy: what has made donny mad. Great job serious people
  22. No it's perfect to blast off the tip of your Johnson; oh wait its Trumpers, I stand corrected. It needs a curved barrel to avoid the fupa. Fortunately Dana, Feliciano and Hot Wheels etc will all be early adopters.
  23. Satan will have another round or two with his mind. The media assures it. Always a cheap other to blame and sell "news".
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