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Born to Run

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  1. I'd pay good money to watch my teenager and his buddies play Trump in Texas hold em with a hidden camera.
  2. What are you doing here Stewart?
  3. I guess this makes you a right cunt then.
  4. Same. I've either defriended or hidden a huge chunk of my family and friends.
  5. That was fun as shit. Watched the game with a big group of the local lesbian mafia. Big thanks to all the regular thread contributors. Makes it easy to follow/ I can only find time to watch so much sports. Id like to do OKC for first round next year; it's a fun sport to watch when I have time. Finally! after being so close the last few years!
  6. You ever milked a chicken Foeker?
  7. Low standards equals lots of opportunities for sexy time. Plus I tend to gravitate towards crazy which really only has one benefit- crazy sex.
  8. 15 of 17. Plus On a train, head on a plane, on a jet ski, rooftop during fourth of July fireworks in West Campus, my balcony on the fourth with different chick, the ski patrol warming cabin in Santa Fe, parking garage after a stros game, and multiple high rise hotel windows- personal favorite.
  9. That's peak Maga. Its actually manly to act unprofessional, drugged up, irrational or stupid because thats how his toddler supporters act. One of my landscapers, whose apparently Maga, lost his cool in a rage fit causing me to terminate the remainder of a 100k contract over three hours of work to fix his fuck up that was inarguably his fault on numerous levels. Called after three days to tepidly walk it back like a psychotic ex that broke up and went scorched earth. Nah bro; I don't do business that way nor do my clients. I dont trust you; cant trust you. You quit we moved on. You quit via email. Thanks for providing it in writing. I'm Applying part of your unpaid amount to client plant allowance. We already replaced you and covered our ass. Banned from accessing my project at the gate. Fuck off. He probably lost 500k in business this year because he's never learned to be an adult or manage his anger. We did or referred the bulk of his earnings last year. I've already reached out to recind those refferels. Of course it's everyone else's fault. And he will learn nothing. But he will no longer be my problem excepting his eventual drain on taxes when he goes on social assistance programs that he voted against. Just the least manly people ever. Snowflake, thin skinned, abusive angry and ultimately fairly powerless.
  10. Yes, they are steadily training us to be brainless and comfortably numb. Sure you only make $20 an hour driving for Amazon 60 hrs a week and Uber another 20, but you can listen to whatever vapid podcast that specifically provide dopamine with topics you prefer.* *Until they replace you with Automation. Then its Luddite 2 Electric Buggaloo.
  11. We are looking for a group of five and temp bleachers would be a grand. Nuts. And then half the fucking seats behind home will be empty.
  12. I'm pretty sure that's the unofficial motto of Mama's Kitchen In POC where Captain Marty himself will whip you up a crappy pizza after chartering and selling bait all day, whilst never washing his hands. We always ordered extra for Sunday boat snacks and Always fed that shit to the birds or the trash can. Even starving and inebriated it was and will always be crappy. Still pizza though.
  13. So Stiles was dry AF? Rumors and negative reviews pending!
  14. Maybe there is a god and we just reap what we sow?
  15. Agreed; electic without the dipshittery.
  16. There were tens of them at the game with zero sitting behind home. Not zero Beaver fans, zero people. You could hear all the team banter. It looked like a covid game on Tv. Bad look
  17. Excepting the Bo Jackson gun down from Right field and the goofy walk across that should have been an out from left.
  18. Why was Jonah pulled? Hammy lingering?
  19. What you reading for? We got ourselves a reader!
  20. That pick to 3rd; and strikeout say nah
  21. are you from the future
  22. This thread was not very helpful. Lol
  23. Nah native Texans are also shitty, stupid and selfish. Go read Texas History.
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