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Buffsoldier

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  1. https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819584210
  2. Looked at my odometer getting off the interstate this morning. Reading? 222221. Got distracted with paying attention to the cars around me. Next time I looked down? 222223. Motherfucker. Missed it entirely....
  3. That's latin, darlin'. Evidently Cheeseweasel and Walden are educated men. How I really hate them...
  4. Impressive. Not cut-the-vacuum-cord-into-8"-pieces impressive. But impressive.
  5. I was told the crowds at the waterpark would be friendly. Turns out that was a croc...
  6. In my 45 years on this planet I have yet to hear a statement from the female gender that ends in these 2 words that DOESN'T immediately deserve the Tommy Lee Jones look. Or worse.
  7. Hot is a subjective term. This is more factually accurate.
  8. I agree. It's way past time for Sam Elliot to have a statue.
  9. I wish you two would just fuck and get it over with.
  10. Start answering and speaking in a different language. Something other than Spanish.
  11. Man, piñatas just get stranger and stranger. I like the "woman standing up in front of David Robinson" there at the end. Nice touch.
  12. Don't egg him on.
  13. Selfish people who don't give a shit about other people's football watching schedules, and the limp wristed weaklings who put a ring on the first one's finger.
  14. The Amish dig on Waffle House? Huh. Never knew.
  15. You married the Human Torch? NTTAWWI.
  16. Irish funeral. Irish wedding. Irish baptism. Irish 4th of July. Irish weekend. Whatever.
  17. 1. Come home early one day. 2. Rough up the house a bit. 3. Remove some of her valuable stuff (you can claim you bought it off of craigslist later). 4. Show her what happens when you don't lock the house/set the alarm. 5. ???? 6. Profit.
  18. Along the same lines: And a far smoother landing...
  19. This. The single most Walmart thing I've ever heard of (to date), and they're banning her. Crazy.
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