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Helobious

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  1. Lol at Cal literally having twice the sample size as judge. Sorry judge isn’t on a team that shitty.
  2. Scott Van Pelt was saying he’s the potential #1 overall draft pick yesterday morning on his show. It’s not hard to imagine when you look at the season he was having, who would you take above him right now?
  3. Helobious replied to Zeus's topic in Football
    If the gators are lucky they can beat Miss State and finish this season 2-10. Seriously, they are going to be huge underdogs in every game except that one. You might as well let Billy finish this season and reduce that hefty buyout by a little bit. Everyone knows he’s a dead man walking.
  4. If I hear one more person talk about Raleigh being an ā€œeliteā€ defender I will lose it. His defensive metrics are terrible. The only thing he does well is frame pitches, which is the biggest joke of a defensive skill in the history of the game and will be utterly useless with the introduction of ABS next year.
  5. Judge hits homers #50 & 51 tonight. Joins Ruth, McGuire, and Sosa as the only players with at least four 50 homer seasons in MLB history.
  6. Black rabbit is fantastic
  7. All 8 came in the last 2 games actually, a 5 pick game and a 3 pick game. tangent rant: Dak had a legit case for being the best QB in the league those first 2 games, you cowboys fans have no idea how good he actually is. You did the same thing with Romo.
  8. Edinburg Vela junior DB Caidyn Hoover has 8 picks so far this year, the most in the whole country.
  9. Give me this over the woke bags at first any day of the week. Long overdue.
  10. If the Rays can win 6 in a row I’ll go 4 for 4.
  11. No Florida-lsu is even stranger. It looks like they valued competitive balance over historical rivalry in some cases.
  12. Helobious replied to Zeus's topic in Football
    No, they won’t. They’ve played some horrifically overrated teams the past 3 weeks and lost to all of them. They have no offense. And I’d expect a 35-3 type of Texas win.
  13. Auburn is absolutely terrible.
  14. Nebraska stopped on 4th down inside the 10 on opening drive vs Michigan. In a big 10 game I feel like you always take the points in those situations.
  15. He’s neither the best current hitter nor the best current pitcher. How does the fact that he happen to do both well elevate him to ā€œbest player everā€?
  16. Started a UTEP dynasty because they were one of the worst rated teams in the game and have virtually no historical success, also to rep for la raza. My first 4 seasons have been: 12-2, 10-4, 16-1 (NC game loss), 17-0 (National champions). Currently in my 5th season we are 13-0 and Pac 12 champs with the playoffs about to start. I forced losses in almost every game for Texas AND Florida so that their coaches would get fired and surely at least one would offer me the job. Nope. I lost out to fucking Curt Cignetti for Florida and some computer generated coach with 0 titles for Texas. Oh, but Missouri State offered me a job. Total bullshit.
  17. I have a suspicion that his uncles are very busy with their own stuff and don’t watch him play a lot or coach him up much at all. So we don’t in fact have a QB with an inside mental edge or savant mentors, just another QB with great athletic genes. Doesn’t mean we can’t win a lot with him.
  18. The Ozuna play is still maybe the worst defensive play I’ve ever seen.
  19. Next ā€œMonsterā€ comes out Oct. 3rd, about Ed Gein. I can’t wait
  20. Cross him off and get someone else. DJ Lagway had small nagging injuries in high school too and look how he turned out.
  21. That throw where he literally slung it from his hip for no reason was so weird.
  22. In terms of violent crime EP is multitudes safer than Houston is.
  23. I’d like to see Cruz finally get his shot, if not at center than LG.
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