Everything posted by Helobious
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
I’m not predicting anything, but I *feel* like we are going to overwhelm them. They have arguably the best overall college player this season in Smith but for the first time in a long time the rest of the team is lacking. He can’t do it alone. I also kind of hope Devin Sanchez gets an (inconsequential) pick at somepoint, I’ve followed his career a while and it would be cool to see him announce himself in such a big game. Hopefully Arch can toss it all over the field besides that though.
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2025 MLB thread
Remember when the PGA tour thought they could ignore LIV? This is the exact same thing, and the MLB would be wise to explore some collaboration or partnership imo.
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2025 Texas High School Football
SA scores of note: Johnson - 45 Judson - 7 Johnson is legit but the dismal tide continues for Judson, staring down the barrel of an unthinkable 5th straight losing season. Laredo Alexander - 48 SA Marshall - 14 Priest Holmes weeps.
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2025 Texas High School Football
PSJA North was missing their starting QB and still beat San Benito 49-14.
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2025 Texas High School Football
No offense but MMA had a rep in town while I was growing up of just being a school for fuck ups from rich families. It seems to have shaken that nowadays but yeah the days of 19 and 20 year olds on their roster are long gone. A couple years ago the Harlingen JV beat the MMA varsity squad. I don’t even think MMA has a JV team anymore.
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2025 Texas High School Football
We can only dream. I think we’ll be salty the 2 years after this one, but it’ll be a slog this season.
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2025 Texas High School Football
TX High school football kicks off today, meaning it’s Helobious Poll time: 1. PSJA North - Fully operational valley death star. They don’t rebuild anymore they just reload, with abnormal size and speed for an RGV team. They appear to have built up an efficient youth and middle school football recruiting operation as well, conveniently getting a lot of talented kids ready to play as freshmen. 2. Los Fresnos - Returning a 4 year starter and Mexican Michael Vick at QB in Robert Piñeda, they’ve got offensive firepower to hang with a lot of teams. Gave Buda Johnson all they could handle in a close playoff loss last year. 3. Edinburg Vela - The sun is setting on the Vela empire, but this time I mean it. Solid team returning, but they’re replacing a QB as well. Defense should be stout. 4. Weslaco - added sophomore transfer Malachi Rodriguez from rival East high. He’ll add to their mix of offensive weapons alongside Chris Luna. 5. Brownsville Vets - Need to replace a really good QB, but should have a great defensive unit. Also gave NB Canyon all they could handle in a 3 point playoff loss last year. Darkhouse: McAllen HS. They’ve got decent size up front and some playmakers, they could be an unfun team to play come postseason.
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Mass Shootings
I actually watched his manifesto video. The guy was apparently trans, wanted to kill trump, was obsessed with guns, obsessed with mass shooters, praised far-right politician Brandon Herrera, and had multiple anti-Semitic and racist things written on his weapons and cartridges, including “6 million wasn’t enough”. Definitely an ideological wild card. Above all you could tell he was an edgelord that viewed himself as really cool and funny.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Look at his stats and tell me to my face he was a great college QB.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Laguna: “Simms was overrated” Also Laguna: “Eric Crouch was a great QB”
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Ehlinger’s game-ending pick in OT vs Oklahoma state his freshman year is still the worst throw I have ever seen a QB make given the circumstance.
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Spurs 2025 Off Season Thread - Popping Off
I was under the impression the project would build a new arena and a bar district surrounding it, I didn’t know it included the Alamodome and convention center. I actually don’t see the final four as a big loss because it’s too sporadic to make a lasting impact, but losing the annual events would hurt quick. I’d still like to see an independent study done and the spurs to hold up their end of the deal. I’m not as dead set against it as I was before.
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Active Shooter Arky: False Alarm
It was panicky cops detaining an unarmed person.
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Active Shooter Arky: False Alarm
Cops are currently saying they’re unable to verify that any shots have been fired. Looks like false alarm
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Spurs 2025 Off Season Thread - Popping Off
You can argue about it being a cultural loss for sure. A loss for the city’s bottom line? Very hard to imagine.
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Spurs 2025 Off Season Thread - Popping Off
I don’t think it would be a loss at all if they moved. No one comes to SA just to watch a spurs game. The locals that go to the games don’t spend any money outside of the arena because there’s nothing out there, so the spurs moving wouldn’t be a loss on any local businesses. Losing fiesta, losing the rodeo would be a big loss. Not so much the case for the spurs.
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God help me, I have to spend a night in Fayetteville!
Ok. Southwest, central, and northeast Arkansas were all hideous. I extrapolated that to meaning the whole state is ugly. Maybe I’m wrong. I thought southwest Missouri was much more beautiful, huge trees and rolling hills and cliffs.
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God help me, I have to spend a night in Fayetteville!
I drove through Arkansas on a trip from Texas to Illinois several years ago. It’s one giant shithole and the 3rd ugliest state I’ve ever been to after Oklahoma and Louisiana. There was a poster here that would always hype up NW Arkansas and I always thought he was completely delusional. Maybe the trailer parks up in that area are fancier than what we have here.
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Out of state high school football results
It’s a tiny town on the clear opposite end of the island from Honolulu. I have no idea why you would choose to play there over St Louis or Punahau.
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Out of state high school football results
Kahuku in Hawaii has gotten several high-profile Polynesian players from the US mainland to transfer there in recent years. Not sure how or why those kids even want to move there.
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2025 Little League World Series
I will not tolerate Chien-Ming Wang erasure
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2025 Little League World Series
That was the most subdued championship celebration ever.
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Jordan Peele makes a sports movie: Him
The main actor in this was actually a walk-on receiver at Florida State for a season back in 2017. Hopefully that means the football part isn’t laughably bad
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Farmageddon in Ireland: ISU vs KSU
The total abandonment of the “don’t field a punt inside the 10” philosophy in football over the past few years is baffling to me. Like coaches forgot how to do a risk/reward analysis.
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Farmageddon in Ireland: ISU vs KSU
Why are these teams ranked?