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Marfa Low Crown

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  1. Anyone who wears socks during sex.
  2. After an ‘incident’ with a bottle of Hornitos I couldn’t drink tequila for nearly a decade. It took 7 years before I could even smell it without wretching. It was another two years before I could drink a margarita again. Another two years before I could have a shot of it & then only the best ones. Rumple & Jager are former favorites shots I’ve had to part ways with because of their frightening mind erasing powers. Cant really say I do shots anymore. If I like something enough to order an ounce of neat, I’m sipping it.
  3. Seems like the rich kids always had hot moms so I thought that was an indicator
  4. That's fantastic.
  5. Took a minute to see it. ... and $5 is not enough. Make it enough.
  6. That could easily be my kitchen in the morning after a night of industrious drinking so this thread hits close to home.
  7. I would put in some real money on that 😆
  8. Fuck yeah, I’ll take mine with extra Italy. I’ve got to find page two...I must know if friend 4 spits or swallows her mouthful of secret soup
  9. Hand mixing cement.... yep... that's right up there with pitching square bales 🤕
  10. This post is more of a DIY saline laxative tutorial if anyone looking to up their shart game. Last night's dinner was two German beef sausages, an entire bag of pickled daikon radish, a half a jar of sauerkraut, and a half a jar of pickles. Sober? Of course not. Craving pickled stuff? Apparently. Regardless, I reckon I consumed enough salt to bring down an elephant. No fart can be trusted. The amount of mud blown already this morning is stupefying... I don't even know where it's coming from at this point or when it will stop. I wonder if this is where the expression 'getting yourself into a pickle' comes from?
  11. Marfa Low Crown replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz
  12. We are all too old for square bales. Man I don't miss that A&M will offer based on his forearms alone.
  13. Rather than an angle grinder, a wire wheel attachment for a good power drill is what I meant If you can clamp it to a table in some way, do so....I got shredded pretty good trying to hang on to the skillet while I was scouring it. Burning off the plastic in a well ventilated area might save you some time too
  14. This is the correct answer. I just did this exact thing ( minus the plastic) with a Martin #9 we resurrected from storage recently. I hit it with a wire wheel until satisfied and then re-seasoned. Good cast iron is like an anvil. It finds you. This one claimed you, do the right thing and GL.
  15. We might need a thread for this...
  16. A Les Paul plugged into a Marshall stack. The roar of an SA 200 when you strike an arc and are engulfed in white light and the smell of burning flux.
  17. If it doesn't work out it's got legs (left, right, and middle?) in the adult film industry too.
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