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Marfa Low Crown

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  1. So many questions here. Is that a 2wd with an ornamental middle axle? Where is the Tapout sticker?
  2. I'm thinking that boy just saw his first pair of floppers.
  3. Why did they have a meeting about those guys? Those are some bad dudes...
  4. It -is- uncomfortable farting on a plane. For starters the seats don't give you enough wiggle room to fully open up the butt cheeks. My M.O. has always been to air it out in the aisle. This is best done if you can find a human shield to follow on the way to the bathroom. Benefits include crop dusting a large portion of the passengers on the plane whilst having plausible deniability - no one knows if it was you or the other person who did it.
  5. I got up this morning and took a nice, long, Bohls to start the day. I'd describe it as physical yet businesslike.
  6. A bit of a bullshit scenario. How many of these UCF players could even get into Stanford? I'd put the over at 1 and bet the under.
  7. None. He left it all to Gundy
  8. There's a thread® for that
  9. I'm reminded that Willie Taggart's S&C coach, Irele Oderinde, was suspended when they were at Oregon after Oderinde's workout landed three kids in the hospital. I would say there are some red flags in the S&C program down there and if it wasn't Florida State, I'd probably give a shit.
  10. Fat Friend Effect. In this case, they're a school even more dysfunctional than we are and we look better for it
  11. Dad joke level - strong
  12. Wasn't able to make it on Saturday but looking for some game day feel on this thread. For the people who were there, did you order any beers in the stands and have your concession person try to keep some / most / all of your change each time...or was that just last year?
  13. It's 1:22 a.m. and I just awoke in a panic with barely enough time to get to the bathroom before I put down a high octane pile of soft serve. I'm tellin' ya the older you get the shorter the warning time on stuff like this. I blame the bacon wrapped jalapenos. Anyways while I was in there, I was thinking about this thread.
  14. Pretty sure the UNI coach recommends the land crab. On to double OT
  15. 5'9" with the afro?
  16. Fuuuuck.... 😂
  17. That's fantastic.
  18. Welp.... had the worst eggs benedict of my life at a San Antonio area Jim's this morning and spent the drive home squirming in the seat with butt cheeks in full clench mode. No regrets though, to me it's worth the risk of shitting in my own car than doing so in a Jim's bathroom. I made it home. It was real close... keys fumbling at the front door in sheer panic... but I made it and it's at this point I'd like to say that if you haven't sharted with the assistance of a squatty potty you're missing out. We hit some fine notes - a cacophonous shart paired with the bowel opening power of the squatty potty isn't too far off from the raw glory of, say, an SG plugged into a Marshall stack. It's a classic you're not likely to improve upon. Still looking for the squatty potty to gift me the legendary unbroken two footer, but in the meantime I'll take musical moments like today.
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