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Marfa Low Crown

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  1. That cannon looks like it came out of a lake and the telephone company supplied the wheels. Fuggit.. I'm down with San Antonio. Go Roadrunners
  2. Well... the criteria is the same one I use in real life more or less. Essentially, I look for an unrepentant dirty freak who might whisper something in my ear during sex like "Hurry up before daddy comes home". With that in mind, I ranked them going from Left to Right. Also I like brunettes and #1 looks like she might take it up the butt too.
  3. Surly dropping the ball here but I like em' trashy so.. 1,4,3,2
  4. If she can become around as famous as Kirstie Alley I reckon she'll have her retirement years made.
  5. Tyson King Feel free to read and react
  6. I predict that if Mack Brown makes the 2023 playoffs he will still be a fucking pussy.
  7. Haven't given a shit about the Heisman since 96' when Orlando Pace didn't win it. When the trophy starts going to 'the most outstanding player in the country' and not always to a qb / rb on a highly ranked team, maybe I'll care again.
  8. How hard is it to have fun playing against Kyler Murray? Asking for a friend
  9. Gonna have to rep this tomorrow 🤣
  10. Do the players there like white women? Because Texas State has a lot of white women
  11. Mack to UNC almost certainly gives Mad Dog a job again. I just learned today that Krispy Kreme started in NC. Somebody should probably warn them.
  12. Not everyone can throw a pig skin a quarter mile
  13. Preemptively lowering expectations before the CCG? I don't know... whole thing sounds like some pussy shit Mack would have said.
  14. That's up there with the Coryatt hit. That looks a little too violent to be legal in today's game but I'm too lazy to look it up.
  15. If the dude wants to sandbag for the NFL I guess that's his prerogative and if Major wants to get pissy about it that's his. What's not okay is going after your coach on national television...or anywhere else for that matter. That was probably the last time we'll see Ed Oliver on the UH sideline.
  16. I'm not picking a side on the issue itself but the behavior is completely unacceptable. You don't go at your coach like that. Put his ass on the bus or make him sit out the second half of the game in the locker room.
  17. Wow... came here to read about the ISU game and ending up commenting on the Losole brothers. 🤣 Fuck those fat fucks I remember that story when it came out. You don't get jumped by 15 Texas fans for cheering for the other team. You get jumped for talking major shit the entire game.... like they were.
  18. These guys sacrificed it all for the Cactus Bowl.
  19. This. With Kirk Ferentz, Iowa has gone all in on 8-5 seasons with the occasional 10 win hiccup. His contract is a celebration of mediocrity rarely seen, leaving me convinced some B1G school either has a mole in the Iowa operation or a dossier full of blackmail photos.
  20. Seems easily fixed with a team motto. We should try that sometime
  21. Since he left the game, T.O. gets fewer chances these days to show the world what a cunt he is. I'm glad he didn't waste this opportunity.
  22. The only problem with that is pussy never loses.
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