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Marfa Low Crown

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  1. If you’re not with the Army / Navy game I’m getting with your mom. Go Army! Hooah!
  2. Fucking genius. In a target rich environment I can also see a case for leaving a bull snort in the elevator and then hitting all the buttons.
  3. Also surprised by this.. I wonder what the meeting was like
  4. Warehime clogged 5 shitters? Allegedly?
  5. When managing employees I often found that the people who were the worst at their jobs thought they were good at it
  6. This. It's how we ended up with Diaz. Mack said something along the lines of, "It's the name everyone was telling me.". I remember thinking then, okay Mack but does this guy actually mesh with the direction, players, and coaches you already have? Can he develop the players? Oh wait, you wouldn't know the fucking difference anyways. The rest, as they say, is history....
  7. This is f'n hilarious on a number of levels but mostly because it's true
  8. Was her name Vanessa by any chance?
  9. God speed Louisa. Follow your dreams and don't let a thing stop you
  10. Let's do this thing
  11. I'm going to go stick my dick into my aunt. And then my cousin. Brb and let you know
  12. UNC won 5 games combined between 2017-18 and each of their losses this year has been by a single digit margin. Don't get me wrong, I think Mack left Texas like a petulant bitch and I'm still pissed at the guy for about 100 other things... but I have to hand it to him that he already has UNC a lot better.
  13. So that was $300k pussy?
  14. Texas Vs. Kansas State - A fine alternative to watching your parents fuck.
  15. Thread hasn't said anything at all about mama, or trains
  16. 42 If it's a matter of personal taste, I've always been a fan of putting a comanche in the middle
  17. Gotdammit. The place : Mom & Pop Mexican joint on Nogalitos in SA The situation : Halfway through a fine plate of huevos rancheros and decide to crank out that 'fart' I've been sitting on as soon as the waitress leaves. The result : I put some oomf into it and immediately regretted my decision. I became instantly 'finished' with my breakfast since sitting back down and expanding the wet spot was not an option. A short but juicy drive got me back to the safety of the shop space bathroom where I could assess the damage in peace. Pretty darn good huevos rancheros, though.
  18. So, helicopters are for losers? Damn I always kinda liked them...
  19. I don't know but if we're on a collision course with the Cheez It bowl let's not fight it. They're orange, we're burnt orange. It'll work.
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