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Marfa Low Crown

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  1. A bit of a bullshit scenario. How many of these UCF players could even get into Stanford? I'd put the over at 1 and bet the under.
  2. I'm reminded that Willie Taggart's S&C coach, Irele Oderinde, was suspended when they were at Oregon after Oderinde's workout landed three kids in the hospital. I would say there are some red flags in the S&C program down there and if it wasn't Florida State, I'd probably give a shit.
  3. Fat Friend Effect. In this case, they're a school even more dysfunctional than we are and we look better for it
  4. Wasn't able to make it on Saturday but looking for some game day feel on this thread. For the people who were there, did you order any beers in the stands and have your concession person try to keep some / most / all of your change each time...or was that just last year?
  5. It's 1:22 a.m. and I just awoke in a panic with barely enough time to get to the bathroom before I put down a high octane pile of soft serve. I'm tellin' ya the older you get the shorter the warning time on stuff like this. I blame the bacon wrapped jalapenos. Anyways while I was in there, I was thinking about this thread.
  6. Pretty sure the UNI coach recommends the land crab. On to double OT
  7. Welp.... had the worst eggs benedict of my life at a San Antonio area Jim's this morning and spent the drive home squirming in the seat with butt cheeks in full clench mode. No regrets though, to me it's worth the risk of shitting in my own car than doing so in a Jim's bathroom. I made it home. It was real close... keys fumbling at the front door in sheer panic... but I made it and it's at this point I'd like to say that if you haven't sharted with the assistance of a squatty potty you're missing out. We hit some fine notes - a cacophonous shart paired with the bowel opening power of the squatty potty isn't too far off from the raw glory of, say, an SG plugged into a Marshall stack. It's a classic you're not likely to improve upon. Still looking for the squatty potty to gift me the legendary unbroken two footer, but in the meantime I'll take musical moments like today.
  8. I'm thinking...Eric Badlands Booker Mountain Dew Camacho. Future president.
  9. Fuuuck.... been laughing at this for half the morning 🤣
  10. It's easy to laugh at this when you don't have any skin in the game.
  11. None. Give me the fudge and keep the nuggets
  12. Outside the Pac 12 I'd probably agree but Palo Alto and Boulder aren't huge reaches.
  13. Just shoot a coat of primer on it then look inside.
  14. What a funny fucking video. Mom does seem fun. Would.
  15. Jesus fucking Christ. Parent of the year award. I didn't learn shart until I was in my 20's. Keep being you sir and teaching the good word. Welcome, Mach. Welcome.
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