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Marfa Low Crown

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  1. You're absolutely right and that's what I would tell UGA fans... both programs were in the same position at that time. With Mack we'd been passed up by the TCU's and Baylor's of the world and it was obvious he wasn't going to get it back...4-5 losses a year were going to be the new norm.
  2. Michigan is really in a pickle. I lived in Atlanta during Mark Richt's waning years, talked to a lot of UGA fans, and there are some parallels to the two situations. Really it just comes down to what everyone has already said - it seems obvious at this point that Harbaugh isn't going to get Michigan over the hump. Yet, they're bowling every year and winning a respectable 9-10 games....hell, at Iowa or Minnesota you'd get the stadium named after you.
  3. Girlfriend woke up briefly and it's not good..... Me: I have some questions Her: <eyes narrowing> I bet you do Me: I have no memory of paying the bar tab. Her: I paid it Me: Pizza... did I... where did that come from exactly? Her: You called it in and you walked in to pick it up Me: Did I eat any of it Her: Yes, right before you passed out on the couch.. which is one thing... but that was after you peed all over the toilet Me: I what? Her: Yep Me: Do you still love me? Her: Yes. No more rumpleminze.. K? Welp... a few years ago I had to part with jagermeister this way, too.. Me: Why are there 3 dirty pans on the stove? Did you get up extra early and make breakfast already Then girlfriend : <eyes narrowing> No. You did. Me: I what? Then girlfriend: You made a three course meal at 4am and woke me up for it Me: what? Then girlfriend: You were very sweet and polite but you also weren't taking no for an answer Me: jesus fucking christ Then girlfriend: Then you passed out in the hallway...so I left you there... and then you woke me up about 2 hours later to give me a wet towel Me: a what? Then girlfriend: Yeah, you were convinced I had bbq sauce on my fingers and you wanted to give me a hot towel. Me: Did I make bbq? Then girlfriend: No, you made omelettes. No more Jager... k?
  4. Fuck it. You're a godless r'n fuck hack if yoiu've never been to Texas. Fuck you. It's 520 AM in Texas and I just woke up. NO. I just came to. I don't remember paying the tab at the bar. At all. I don't remember picking up pizza... I just saw there's two boxes in the kitchen. How the fuck did that get there? I don't remember eating anything. I have no f'n idea what time I passed out. It's hours before my GF wakes up and can help me start to backtrack this shit. The last thing I remember is taking shots of ice cold christmas. Gotdammit. F'n Rumplemintz
  5. Merry new year to the finest collection of incorrigible bastards I’ve yet to encounter 🤘
  6. You look at Wisconsin over there and it's just all about snow and coeds with tree trunks for legs and having a head coach who looks like Greg Davis but doesn't fucking suck.
  7. Damn...barely lowered the gates to 2020 and we've already got a man down. Based on last year I'm expecting to shit sneeze my boxers at least twice. Actually I'm not getting any younger, let's make that 3.
  8. Okay so are we peeing in her butt or what?
  9. It appears he shit canned his OC which comes as no surprise. When he fired Enos, I wonder if Manny had flashbacks to that cold Utah night when a quarterback with a wooden leg ran all over him & cost him his job.. Diaz is a fraud who hasn’t stayed anywhere long enough to build much of anything. He won’t be at Miami long enough either
  10. That's a really good question...
  11. Looks like _iaz has been given the famed 'vote of confidence' by the AD but will be forced to make staff changes. That was a pretty eye-opening loss and Manny enters the 2020 season with his ass on fire. I wonder how many wins he'll need to keep his job. ESPN link
  12. Get ready for an Ash Cich-ing? Idk I got nothing... Very cool though, I think Yurcich is going to really enjoy his year in Austin.
  13. A high school classmate died at the age of 42 from walking pneumonia. Same kind of thing everybody is saying.... she just tried to tough it out until it was too late, left behind two kids under the age of 10..... and before her death I was pretty ignorant.... I thought pneumonia wtf... that should be as easy to lick as the common cold in this day & age. Hmmmm.... I had always heard that George Washington had been sleeping with a slave and then had to wait outside in the rain to hide from his wife & caught pneumonia in the process. Regardless it’s no joke as we all know... I had a buddy catch it very recently, ended up in the hospital but he did give me some great advice : he says bro ..... if you’re ever in the hospital and they offer you morphine. Tell. Them. Yes.
  14. My mother has a nativity scene and each year I put baby Jesus on the roof of the manger... sometimes I put the donkey up there... sometimes I put baby Jesus on the donkey... sometimes I put the donkey on top of Joseph...sometimes I put baby jesus and all the animals on the roof... and then I stack Joseph and the 3 wise men on top of Mary in the manger. Anyways y'all get the idea
  15. Funnier looking than most, even?
  16. Another vote here for Mule dick. Surly royalty is royal. How do you inside m'fers know Major got a bj? I've never known all these years exactly what happened
  17. I really appreciate the responses and as I was contemplating the least I'd take... the hunters up and offered over $2500 as-is, where-is. And I'm pretty sure.... I took it. Thanks for all the input 🤘
  18. They're eating them churros boy.....
  19. They've been off for about a decade. I'm ready to cut bait with Herman for anything less than a Big 12 CCG appearance next year. This fan base has suffered long enough, it's time to be a top 10 program again or next man up.
  20. Thx for responses. The hunters are asking for the price and no offers have been made yet. On the one hand I'd probably take $1000 to not have to deal with it... on the other these jeeps have high resale and I think this one will run again without breaking the bank. Gamble for me.. gamble for the hunters I guess.
  21. The Heisman ceremony this year is basically a formality. It's Burrow's and I think it's well deserved. Record setting year for him and it doesn't hurt that he's quarterbacking an NC caliber team.
  22. 1998 Jeep Wrangler Sahara. Hasn't run for years and is parked under cover at one of the ranches. Hunters are asking about buying it and I have no idea how to price it. When it broke down I think it was something very simple, like replacing the starter. Having sat for years there will be some fuel tank / fuel system stuff that will have to be replaced. I've seen these in working condition for 5-8k? Any ideas? Thx
  23. As long as this guy builds it....
  24. He's been to jail more than once. I went to school with Adam and I'm not entirely surprised he turned out like he has. Haven't spoken to him since, though. He has some f'n hilarious commercials that were rejected by the state bar on Youtube.
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