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Hagbard Celine

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  1. you don't even have to risk the box put your fastest defender next to whoever is assigned to bisontits and pick your path hobbit won't let petrino run screens, misdirection, or anything that requires "execution"
  2. it really is i just read it again every other sentence i'm thinking "what the everlovingfuck is he talking about"??????
  3. surl malfunction not letting me add text to above post..... re: above quote i don't remember the looch article re: the extension, but what the ever lovingfuck was he talking about a "battlecry"???? we've always wanted the hobbit at pyle looking at the date of the looch article, we were still making fun of aggy for ducking wake forest
  4. @aggypedia both of these should have entries
  5. it's loss #3 the inbound-natty everyone talks about us we're important construct collapses instantly with the 3rd loss which always takes them out of contention for everything
  6. even worse, he pays 37% of every pay day, but taking that cost of money hit as soon as possible, for the money at stake here, is worth tens of millions more for little fish. if they wrote him a check for (guessing) $70m today he keeps 44m 3-month t-bills are yielding more than long paper right now 44 x 0.535 = 2.36m january bonus assume 3-month paper stays at 5% for just 1 year 48.68 (april 24) 51.11 (july 24) 53.67 (october 24) if jimbo gets bought out tomorrow he makes 10m in 1 year just parking the money with the fed, whereas if he compounds annual checks from talkiebird (paid with our money) he makes far less a metric fuckton less JIMBO WANTS TO GET FIRED - actually he wants to collect his guaranteed contract - but he has negative monetary incentive to win
  7. if he had any kind of passpro he'd be dangerous has to xfer aggy did not spend in 21/22 to protect their QBs and that can't be fixed in the portal
  8. this is dangerous skynet stuff here.... i thought we had 100% containment on realization that jimbo would never conceed his giant playcard aggy were almost universally unaware of this before today fuck this is a real erosion in the foundation of bma hobbit retainment
  9. the "talent today" ranking maps well to the top 20 with the exception of aggy
  10. is there a "rewind with boomhauer" show? need to get in the habit of posting it in the main aggy thread
  11. somewhere upthread is a tweet from halftime.... this was the 2nd week in a row where boomhauer had all 3 timeouts, the opponent was punting, there was more than 90 seconds left in the 2nd quarter, and boomhauer let the opponent run the clock all the way down as far as possibe before kicking, and then boomhauer took those 2 timeouts to the locker room. i hope he does this every week so eventually someone can sneak in to the postgame radio show to applaud this coaching genius displayed by a team that scores less than iowa.
  12. coming back to why is this a must win for aggy - they still believe they are winning out - they have to believe this because in their mind they are (as we say in soccer) a massive side.... aggy knows a G5 that loses a game, just 1, is out of the conversation a P5 can lose a game and still be in the conversation a P5 that loses 2 can *conceivably* somehow someway someday make the playoff but more importantly stay relevant and in the conversation a P5 that loses 3 is out - no conversation - no relevancy - no national division title - no league title - no playoffs - no natty
  13. potential aggy suffering is only surpassed by supermodel sex ain't no supermodels in the house today DOUBLE SLEPT THEMSELVES!
  14. it's good to know that holding enforcement is optional in this league - we've had decades of preparation
  15. - HOSTAGE MODE BLACK HOLES OF TIME PAIN AND CASH: 1. Durango & Silverton; 2. Grand Canyon; 3. Cumbres & Toltec 90% of the time - a thread on bigfoot would seem to be an appropriate place to ask if i am nuts and if the simulation just glitched me - i thought i posted in a thread on border security that was started this morning and now it's not here and no indication it was moved, although search does suck, but sanity check please - did a thread get deleted? (and if so ..... why????)
  16. if you head down this path, you end up with a corollary of 3000 us citizens and 100000 iraqi citizens, and the satellite imagery showing the construction of the hamas camp duplicating the kibbutz guard station proves it
  17. welp, it was like pearl harbor..... https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-67082047 Egypt warned Israel days before Hamas struck, US committee chairman says
  18. the massive protests over the past several months against the neteayahu government caused hamas to miscalculate they had a perceived opening to launch an unprecdented type of attack that was the wedge
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