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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. The only way I could see Michigan sliding back in would be if Iowa pulled a rabbit out of their hat and beat OSU in the Big 10 title game. But I feel like if Michigan loses The Game, the committee might bury them given the controversy surrounding the program right now. Stick them down around 8-9 to make sure they can't sneak back in.
  2. Fox says he's happy to guard henhouse if guard dog dies.
  3. 4 games without pay
  4. It's the Santos thread. Nothing should be surprising.
  5. Boop
  6. If he doesn't land at aggy he will get one of the other jobs coming open. That said I've always thought he'd be the one in spite of some aggy thinking they're somehow too good for an ex-HS coach that has had moderate success as a lower level CFB HC. Of the realistic candidates he's the best fit for their weirdness. I'm sure the aggys who arent thrilled with the hire will talk themselves into him being the next Saban by the spring game. Too soon for "don't care, got Jeff!" Tshirts and mugs? They’ll be trying to copyright BEast Texas before the introductory press conference
  7. More like ate your dick, amiright?
  8. Dude's going to qualify for a league pension at this rate.
  9. COVID year.
  10. Sweat's stat line for the season is 36 tackles and 2 sacks. Doesn't tell the story AT ALL. The guy is disruptive on every play and takes on double teams so other guys can get home. Like when a really great CB has poor stats because no one throws at him, he absolutely changes the game. Dude's going to make money in the league...hopefully for a long time.
  11. He probably should have rented...
  12. "Texas only beat Bama because Milroe sucks"
  13. Those NCAA Basketball officials called the Louisville game last night like they had money on Louisville.
  14. 3 more, if that Colorado game had lasted another 4 minutes.
  15. My girlfriend is a Michigan alum, so I've watched most of their games this year. They are very run heavy, and there's not a single receiver on their team that would scare me. They also haven't faced a front seven like ours all year. Take away their run game and we would beat them by 2 touchdowns.
  16. Vikings shouldn’t have settled for that last fg.
  17. Denver dude is gonna get a blinking envelope from the NFL for that hit.
  18. That picture smells like dry cleaning solution and old man sweat.
  19. I yelled “no!” At my TV when he put that up. Goddamn.
  20. When this thread gets bumped I'm always hopeful it's because some veteran caught him in a restaurant bathroom and beat the shit out of him, and I'm always disappointed.
  21. Pescado_Rojo

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    Is there anything better than when you time the gummy come up with the grub hub delivery? I had completely forgotten I’d ordered food. I’m sitting there thinking “I should order food…” and I get the notification on my phone that it’s been dropped off. I’d like to thank straight me for looking out for stoned me. High
  22. Because if they think a woman is hot then find out she's trans, it makes them very uncomfortable with themselves.
  23. goddamnit, well done @South Austin. Went right over my head the first time I read it.
  24. Man, Fox body Mustangs are getting bad, too. Clapped out ones on FB Marketplace are $7,000 + if running.
  25. I just pulled it out of my ass, but I'm sure he's an ambitious guy. @BearSchlong?
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