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  1. well, that and the botched dick job.
  2. or a much smaller hole, if you use a wood chipper
  3. We are less than 6 months from him being seen in public wearing an actual Kevlar Darth Vader outfit.
  4. My son will be a freshman there in the fall. Looking forward to spending time up there myself
  5. Second time I can remember that happening to Lewis. Happened in Austin a couple years ago, IIRC.
  6. Next he'll start firing employees that sell shares.
  7. Pescado_Rojo

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    Still has to get through the house, then signed by Abbott. I think all laws from the leg session take effect the following September, but I might be wrong
  8. Now we need his creditors to hit him with margin calls on all the loans he collateralized with Tesla stock.
  9. Video from the last eruption
  10. Both of their star players should have fouled out multiple times by the 4 minute TV time out.
  11. This shit is crazy. In the comments the OP just says location is Texas.
  12. well? How's the Ranger Raptor?
  13. I've never bought a koozie, and I have a drawer full of them. I think that's just the transient nature of the koozie, though. Neighbors come over to shoot the shit in my garage and leave an empty with a koozie on it. Throw it in a drawer, and the next time someone comes over and needs one, I toss them one out of my drawer that they end up taking home with them. I bet the life of a koozie looks like one of those Family Circus maps of Billy going from point A to point B.
  14. If ever there were a man that needed to be force fed a 100mg gummy and locked in a room with an 8hr "chill mix" and some headphones it would be Dan Patrick
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