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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. Sir, I will have you know that she is married to a man that gets not one, but TWO disability checks every month. One from the military and a second from one of the local refineries where he fell off a ladder or some shit. You don't think a man with that kind of wealth would park his Harley 3 wheeler in from of a lowly single wide, do you?
  2. Brother, I go back to HornFans.
  3. She's a 58 year old type II diabetic that lives in a trailer in SE Texas....
  4. I don't know if it was Trump or Elon, or just something that picked up momentum in online MAGA circles, but they definitely thought that once DOGE eliminated all that waste and fraud they would be getting refund checks for the govt.
  5. I read the long form article on The Athletic website, and he said the C was based on the Saints needs, not on Banks as a player.
  6. I'd buy a 25 year old imported Kei truck for $8,000 before I'd buy one of these.
  7. This thing looks like a golf cart with a body kit.
  8. How many pairs of manic underwear in this picture?
  9. One of my MAGA cousins...that says she's a nurse (I think she's a CNA) posted some long diatribe about Ivermectin curing prostate cancer and "they" are withholding it from us. She's also in some kind of Ponzi scheme involving gold, so I think maybe she's not so smart.
  10. Younger than who? That's a rough 48.
  11. Mom is like "Finally, Kayden, Jayden, Brayden, Kinsleigh, Brayleigh, and Jayleigh can get jobs in the chicken plant, Just as the lord intended. Praise God!"
  12. They're already "missing" $1.4B, and no one seems to care. In normal times it would be a huge scandal.
  13. Every accusation part eleventy billion: These assholes are doing what the wingnuts claim Soros and Gates are doing.
  14. I don't understand how we're going to make money off of this.
  15. This. They'll pay Wackenhut Secure Solutions $11/hr per prisoner. Wackenhut will put $2/hr on the prisoner's commissary. See, we don't need illegals, we just need to start policing the blacks and browns like in's 1960 again. Get caught with half a joint in your ash tray? Congrats on your new job picking blueberries for $2/hr! MAGA!
  16. Fitting that this is in Luling, LA...A town surrounded by "Historical" plantations.
  17. well yes...because of the trans and the browns.
  18. It was taken into account in the judges scoring
  19. In the 2:00 AM drunken rant category, the judges score this a 6.5/10. The rant was found deficient in the following categories: - Too short - No specific personal callouts - Didn't touch on enough conspiracies. Thank you for your submission, but you will not be advancing to the next round.
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