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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. But she can touch my Tralala...my ding dong.
  2. Gonna be a lot of that when Meal Team 6 tries to quick draw and snags the gun on their back fat.
  3. If that's her she's lost 30 lbs she didn't need to lose. Face looks very gaunt.
  4. If you hold you tongue just right you can remove the shroud from my son's BMW 328 and pour the oil back into the engine.
  5. man, where's a couple buckets of cow's blood when you need it...
  6. Let’s ignore for a second that despite an investigation and countless hours of hearings paid for by the US taxpayer, there hasn’t been even a spec of evidence to prove the president was involved in anything untoward…Burisma was a Ukrainian company you fucking moron.
  7. To paraphrase Charlie Sheen, you’re not paying for the pegging you’re paying to keep her fucking mouth shut.
  8. They've done the Army (BOB), the Marines (The Pacific) and the Army Air Corp (MOTA). The next one should be focused on the Naval campaign in the Pacific including the fighter battles. ETA they could probably just make a 9 part series about the USS Enterprise and call it a day.
  9. One day in the before covid times...I want to say 2018ish... I was fishing some water on the flight path to the Aspen airport. All day long there's multi-million dollar private jets coming and going and neither my buddy or I even bothered to look up. Then we heard a plane that sounded much different and both looked up to see This Guy taking off. Pretty cool and rare sight.
  10. one of the best uses I've found for the air fryer.
  11. Pescado_Rojo

    High

    rats...sure.
  12. libtard soy boys are just mad they can't pull hot young ass like alpha dog Gaetz!
  13. when you're too lazy to become a real estate agent...
  14. Forbes may or may not have been bought by a shady Russian
  15. I've read that if the LNG tanks at the Cheniere terminal at Sabine pass went up it would flatten all of Port Arthur and parts of Beaumont and Lake Charles like a Nuclear blast. That would wipe out Valero, Motiva, and BASF Total refineries in Port Arthur, and probably destroy or damage Exxon Mobil in Beaumont a few more chemical plants and refineries in the area. The Motiva refinery is the largest in North America and the Exxon plant in Beaumont is like 2 or 3 depending on source ...Valero is #8, and the Citgo plant in Lake Charles is #7. Taking 4 of the top 10 refineries in NA offline for probably a decade or more would be end of days economic collapse type shit.
  16. My most common lunch delivery order if I'm too busy to leave and there's nothing to eat in the house is Jersey Mike's. There's about 4 other places within rock throwing distance of that Jersey Mike's, so it's a good center pin for a Google maps distance measurement. from my house to the Jersey Mike's parking lot is 4.49 miles, so lets round up and call it 9 miles round trip. The gas station has regular unleaded for $2.99 a gallon and my gas hog Tundra gets 14 miles to the gallon, so that's roughly .65 gallons of gas for that round trip, which works out to $1.95. Your total delivery cost for Beau Vine's order above including service fee, delivery charge, and tip is $13.53, so unless the round trip to the restaurant is closer to 60 miles, the fuel you would spend to get there and back is less than 15% of fees and tip.
  17. is it the ankle monitor? It's the ankle monitor isn't it?
  18. There's a whore/dead on the inside joke to be had here, just give me a few minutes.
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