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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. I wonder how much you'd have to pay the Vatican to pull off the wildest gender reveal of all time...
  2. nope. not in chrome or safari
  3. When I was going through my divorce, I was driving somewhere and Break My Heart Sweetly came on. I pulled over into a Walmart parking lot and cried my eyes out. First and only time I cried during the whole ordeal.
  4. Disney and the related tourist economy> Insurance fraud > Real Estate Ponzi Schemes > Drugs > Sugar
  5. yea, more like the peanuts in my turds.
  6. I've been told I have an average dick, so this hits close to home.
  7. Insurance fraud has to be a top 3 industry in Florida
  8. It's the hat he wears to Cowboy Church, so yea.
  9. yep, in addition to the amber alert, I got a text AND a phone call AND alerts from Weather bug.
  10. Someone on this thread made the observation that you never see a woman in the passenger seat. It's always just a guy by himself. Since I read that I always look, and it's almost always the case. I did see a couple get out of one at HEB the other day. Mid-50s guy, short, bald, grey goatee, body by TRT, and his Asian wife/gf with giant fake tits and face full of fillers and botox.
  11. Did anyone else get the Amber Alert style Flash Flood warning, or just me? Do I need to pepper my angus?
  12. They all fly Spirit or take Greyhound.
  13. Agree. Lets see what happens when someone is spending millions of dollars on trans panic/ illegal hordes/ evil libs TV ads
  14. Yep, among other places. Downs, Concordia, St Ed's, a few HS fields.
  15. What part of town are you in?
  16. I got the email the Revel is going out of business. Sucks to hear, because I’d never heard anything but praise for the bikes. Reading between the lines, sounds like they were barely getting by and the tariff situation put them over the edge.
  17. Pescado_Rojo

    High

    So no D8, but what about D9?
  18. It's always funny when they are right for the wrong reasons.
  19. Every time session ends, I breathe a sigh of relief and think “it could have been worse”
  20. He's perfect for aggy. In the mid-90s I started playing men's senior league baseball in Austin. It was a great experience, and I had so much fun doing it I played 12 years. We always had a good mix of guys. Everything from college professors to tow truck drivers just getting together to play some ball. For the most part everyone took it for what it was...a chance to get some exercise and play a game you loved....but you could always spot the aggies. Always talking shit, always grousing at the umpires, diving at balls for no reason...one guy used to wear a big elbow protector so he could lean into pitches. Relax Kyle, there's no scouts here today. You're going to have to go back to your job tomorrow at AMD or whatever. Earley reminds me of those guys. Just a little dude trying to fake being a "dirtbag".
  21. Tulsi looks like he just asked if she wanted some of his seed.
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