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89Horn

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  1. Manziel should just be referred to as JF, Johnny fucking, because he is not football and because he fucked around and found out.
  2. NY Post story about patriot Jenna: https://nypost.com/2021/01/08/texas-woman-flew-on-private-jet-to-washington-d-c-to-storm-the-capitol/?utm_source=url_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site buttons&utm_campaign=site buttons
  3. MAGA can’t read anyway. Simon and Schuster won’t lose much, unless most of the book is filled with pictures. The real reason Hawley’s contract was cancelled is because his editor heard him use the non-word “irregardless” in his argument on the Senate floor last night.
  4. Yes. But, I believe his real name is Dick Whitman.
  5. Raises your glasses for a toast.
  6. That’s not her. Her name is Cutty. There are other pics of her on the interwebs.
  7. And when Sark steps on campus, they’ll all fall off the wagon.
  8. Why not? I say go for it. Like when Hulk Hogan went to the NWO. Could be good for Texas, at least for a while. Ya never know.
  9. Wheelhouse for me too. Plus, she liked popsicles.
  10. Maybe we can move the Holiday Bowl trophies to offsite storage to make room?
  11. Reverse obligatory . . . maybe they beat us by 11.
  12. Yep. Losing by 28 to Bama, six shitastic wins against bad teams with losing records, win against mediocre Aub, and one upset last second win against 3-loss Florida probably were all more pivotal than Lawrence missing out on the first ND game.
  13. “We’re making all of that happen. That’s us.” - Nebraska
  14. I can’t decide which is more impressive for aggy: • Last second upset win against 3 loss FL; • 6 wins against woeful SEC, SEC, SEC teams with losing records; • Win against very mediocre Auburn; or, • Only losing to Bama by 28. All of the above sparkle like a stinky turd.
  15. Wait a minute Butthead. You grew up and got married. So, can’t happen.
  16. Or is he the pussy?
  17. On same V.C.R. you’ve had for years?
  18. 70s, 80s, 90s, 2000s, it matters not.
  19. Also:
  20. Evidently you’re not the only one. CBS in Austin instead showed the KC-Miami game. Maybe there was a reason they didn’t show the Texans, beyond KC-Miami being a better draw. Just didn’t care to look into it
  21. What does Mr. Henry think of the plan? Jesus, even Dignan came up with a better plan than this.
  22. The night shift should do a table read of the Wolf of Wall Street. Reading the posts in the thread after the sun sets for some reason reminds me of that movie.
  23. No they won’t. It will continue to be a carnaval of topics discussed other than whether Urban Meyer is coming to Texas.
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