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Shaggy3.0

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  1. You mean beating them at football? Just checking.
  2. We're the overweight, middle-aged wealthy dude who made tons of money in tech, but can't even score a curvy chola at the bar. So we over-compensate with shit that doesn't matter to chicks. We're one of the best public universities--a public ivy, I tell ya;
  3. The top 4-8 teams always stockpile the true raw talent. Everyone else fights for top- to mid- level 4 stars with the occasional 5 star mixed in. I think the 9.95 crowd does its best to over-hype our players. And when our decent 4 stars receive over-inflated rankings, they don't have the talent or mindset to back it up. Then when faced with adversity, they turtle up.
  4. Well that depends on how we define "talent", right? I won't define talent based on some 9.95er's rankings. They've lied to us. And they always do. Our roster is limited.
  5. I don't know who we'd hire. But I sure as hell can tell you who won't be hired: a winning coach. Why? Because Texas always finds a way to mind-fuck itself into the wrong hire. We passed on Harsin, Aranda, and others. I read numerous reason why they just weren't a "good fit". They seem to be doing ok these days, don't you think? And look at what we actually hired. It's like we let a room full of dipshit consultants set up a fucking RACI in Excel with 28 tabs of BS for us to review before deciding who to call for interviews. Yeah, we'd just fuck it up again.
  6. Yup. When I see long, flowing blonde hard underneath a Texas Longhorn football helmet.....I mean, I could be wrong....I could be totally wrong....but TOUGH isn't the first thing that pops in my head.
  7. Can't. We're Texas. We'll claim academic superiority over the secsecsec knuckle draggers to make ourselves feel better. This school has not been serious about winning since 2009/2010.
  8. BS. Our roster sucks. We have very little talent on this team. We don't have the supposed 5/4 *s we think we do.
  9. This is true. I hired a few East Coast devs for large internal IT projects. Six devs lacked formal college education. But they made open source contributions (code merged to master) and built fairly complex "web apps" in middle/high school. Two of my long-time hires are from Costa Rica--with no formal college either. However they can customize the Linux kernel for client projects and complete other system-level requirements without issue.
  10. 4, 2, 3, 1
  11. Some Boston fans are pulling for us. Yankee fans wanted us to beat the Red Sox because reasons. Now Joez McFly wants the NL to win because Trashtros hate lol. All that hate's gunna burn you up son. And judging by that rusty pole in his apt, I bet Joez has wild parties. Love it. Ain't gonna lie. I lived in a similar apt in Queens for a few years. Then the same shit hole in Weehawhen. Had to on the come up. Do it for the H.
  12. DO YALL BELIEVE ME NOW ?!?!??? : ^ ) TOLD YOU THE ASTROS IN 6. When all the chips were down, never doubted this team. If its ATL vs HOU, Astros get another beautiful trophy. KEEP THE BITCHASSEDNESS ON THE FOOTBALL BOARD. THIS IS THE ASTROS TIME get drunk. Get laid. Fuck it
  13. No worries. He just got fucked. Bounced in the first inning after giving up 2ERs. He deserves it. No bigger cock guzzling douchenozzle than joe kelly.
  14. Sr Darling es mas puto.
  15. Los Doyers have that covid * championship year. Need them to faceplant tonight so bonita doyer chicas eran mas triste. Macho S3.0 will help them out—raise their spirits
  16. Hmmm. Sounds like something a red sox sign stealer would say.
  17. NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME???!!!!?????? Told you we steal game 5. Clinch this on Friday and end the Red Sox. NO PUSSIFICATION IN THIS THREAD!! Astros taking this shit.
  18. Will your interview process require my friend to jump on a Zoom call and solve algorithms on a Word document? He can solve "Longest Substring without Repeating Characters" in O(n) time/space with python 3.8. Is that good?
  19. For Enterprise IT, this is the way much code is "written". Unrealistic deadlines, 3rd party contractors, and legacy systems are all part of each Org's little fiefdom. With all the internal politics and cheap human resources, who has time to write good code? : )
  20. KEEP YOUR PUSSIFICATION IN THAT PATHETIC FOOTBALL THREAD.
  21. TOLD YALL BEFORE THE GAME. ASTROS WOULD TAKE THIS BITCH. BOSTON AINT SHIT. IT'S 2-2, JUST LIKE I SAID. STEAL THE GAME TOMORROW AND COME CLINCH IT IN HTOWN. DON"T LET THE FOOTBALL BOARD PUSSIFICATION SPREAD HERE. ASTROS TAKE THIS SHIT ALL THE WAY.
  22. Fuck all the bitchassedness. Astros win tonight. Series goes 2-2. Astros clinch in HTown.
  23. Yup. We can leave so the asskickings happen every week. Like I said before, we'll be the 5th or 6th best team in the secsecsec.
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