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Mole

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  1. 1. Donald Trump’s America 2. The DT thread is pretty quiet. I guess that means that this is a protest and not a riot. 3. The flag desecration capes are a nice touch.
  2. I know spelling and all, but every time I hear the term, I can only think of: It’s an uncanny resemblance really.
  3. Keep the Urban Meyer thread out of here.
  4. I’m late to this show but: 1. good for you in putting up with the parents for the sake of the kids 2. fundamentals and fun are key 3. you should teach the kids at least one play. It’ll be fun for them to signal and run and even more fun for you to watch. You could probably use it as a means to teach more fundamentals as well.
  5. Remember that there’s a fine line between a healthy expression of justified anger and a visit by the police.
  6. I’ve declared my 6 foot socially distanced radius to be the great state of Molestan I have also declared Molestan to have 1000 electoral votes. On Monday, the Molestan electors will cast their 1000 votes for Willie Nelson. You’re welcome, America. On Tuesday, the great state of Molestan will convene a subcommittee to investigate a less embarrassing name. I’ll submit that it’s still a better name than New California or New New Mexico or whatever.
  7. I can almost wrap my mind around Texans (and carpetbaggers) standing up for conservative values like meddling in the laws of other states, but those reps who are supporting the suit against their own voters: a portrait in betrayal.
  8. Considering we’re having about one of those a day now, I’d say it’s no big deal anymore. I mean, some of those could get killed in a car wreck anyway.
  9. Yeah, reading those weren’t good for my blood pressure. Certainty in a fantasy world breaks my brain. I need to take comfort in the thought that many of those are probably Russian bots.
  10. I hope the BMDs have the funds for the increased towel budget.
  11. I'm not a lawyer, but I may have filed a case with the Supreme Court. Based on my extensive research on Google Translate, I think the proper legal term is quam habuerit botrum portassent. At least, this is what I would have used in all of my hypothetical filings.
  12. Not cool, man. Not cool.
  13. I thought the day shift crew was supposed to be the realists and the night shift was supposed to be full of delusion.
  14. Mr Wizard would be jealous of this fan fiction.
  15. Yeah, save that for the day shift. The night crew prefers to stay untethered from reality. My source says that while Herman will remain the coach in public, Urban Meyer has been named “shadow coach.” That way we get to keep the charm of coach MENSA while coach Meyer serves as the puppet master. I know it sounds crazy and pointless, but my source is a level 9 Thetan.
  16. Then I need to go get tested.
  17. In your defense, CDC announcing that he’s firing Urban Meyer right now would take some balls.
  18. Wut?
  19. Chad Briscoe sock.
  20. Sometimes in life, you work really hard for something and someone else ruins it. It sucks for the other students, but that's life. In the end though, it's just high school football, so the handwringing over the other students being punished should have a little perspective.
  21. I can't make sense of the Squid tweets. I'll stick to something clearer: https://zelalemkibret.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/the-complete-works-of-nostradamus.pdf
  22. 1. Except for self-policing mob bans, who cares about rep? Just turn off rep notification unless you really need that internet point dopamine hit. 2. One of my college roommates bought speakers out of a white van. The worst speakers I ever heard. But hey, he got a good deal on the apparently.
  23. 1. Video without context should be assumed to mean nothing until proven otherwise. Project Veritas has taught us that. 3. I’m no math wiz, but if the statewide margin was 12000 votes and 10000 votes were scanned during the period in question, isn’t there potentially up to a 20000 vote swing in the “suitcase”? If all 10000 were Trump votes and all 10000 were switched to Biden (which obviously isn’t the case), then that would be enough to flip the election. Maybe I’m not understanding the article, but I like accurate reporting even on dumb stuff. Or I guess the accusation is that these were fake ballots and I’m dumb.
  24. I’m not sure why anyone would claim a PhDc if they’re claiming it from an unaccredited institution. Just call it a PhD from Yail or Harverd or whatever fake school and make up your own transcripts.
  25. You know, this board has been a beating for the past year. This is the first thread that has felt like the old days. I have a good feeling about this.
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