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Bill Lumbergh

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  1. Brent Venables gives back to his community by visiting elementary schools and reading holiday stories to kindergartners each year. He always ends his visits by telling the excited kids that their parents are lying to them because Santa isn't real and neither is that damn elf on the shelf.
  2. Do you want Bill in Sinton? Because this is how you get Bill in Sinton.
  3. Brent Venables doesn't understand why the drivers behind him at the green light start honking when he's just trying to finish a couple of texts real quick.
  4. When his items don't ring up correctly at the register, Brent Venables loves to say "I guess that means it's free!"
  5. It was frustrating to watch, but at this point I'm choosing to believe this is why we played it how we did. If we know they can't beat us like this, we may have been willing to concede some things we could've schemed to stop. Add in the sloppy tackling and it was kind of ugly, even if efficient points-wise. We can't take that approach against ou and ga and win, so those games will be telling about our actual run defense. We did perform well against Michigan, but they also have a terrible passing offense.
  6. That's some damn funny autocorrect (I assume)
  7. Brent Venables wears flip flops on the plane, but kicks them off when he puts his foot up on the arm rest in front of him so he can "let the toesies breathe"
  8. Brent Venables would really like to let you in on an exciting new MLM business opportunity.
  9. Congratulations on finding something more embarrassing than a jersey for a grown man to wear to a game. Fuck all of this.
  10. Brent Venables has never stopped using the Budweiser commercial "wassssup" as greeting and still finds it hilarious every time.
  11. This was great. Definitely read the last part in Sark's voice in my head.
  12. Graham Harmon right now:
  13. I knew this week would be a bit of a letdown, given aggy won and we won by "not enough." Pretty predictable, though still entertaining. I need to see the acrobatics ole Graham engages in to keep aggy above us if they lose to Missouri and we beat OU. That's when the real fun will start.
  14. Week 1: OU sucks Week 2: OU still sucks
  15. CSB - a former coworker is the daughter in law of the guy who invented Tetris.
  16. That's not a fair comparison since aggy hired an offensive guru for a hc while we hired a defensive-minded coach.
  17. aggy looking at the top 25 and realizing UNLV got top billing for the 25th spot
  18. Cross posting from the screenshot thread. It's not a lie, if you believe it...
  19. Live look at Brent Venables immediately after Texas destroys OU in the first ever SEC RRS:
  20. +1. If he had an actual newsletter, I would actually subscribe to it.
  21. He's a 3 star with a 5 star name on the jersey. /texags
  22. Somewhere Ed O is smiling. I guess the AC wasn't working in their locker room.
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