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campcrunk

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  1. And I wish their destitute asses the very best of luck in adhering to that standard in the post-NIL era
  2. It's crazy to me that the governor of Louisiana stepped in to get this done. Say what you want about Texas football from 2010 through 2022 and current. We have never been a "governor-steps-in-and-overrules-the-AD-to-fire-the-coach" level trash fire
  3. The ONLY silver lining to that shitshow is that we ruined a Stoops brother's day
  4. This is just hard to fucking watch. Can we skip to the part of the season where anthropomorphized Pop-Tarts cannibalize and then resurrect each other so they can do it again next year? That's always fun
  5. Nice play by BYU. It sounds crazy there - about as crazy as that many people can get without alcohol
  6. Why did we even get a kicker this offseason???
  7. Wow. And right after the announcers started talking about how great Smart's halftime adjustments always are
  8. Holy shit. Nice play - I thought they were hosed
  9. And they just decided to make things a little harder for themselves Edit: goddamn, dude. Stop dancing and go forward - you could've had that first down
  10. Both of these offenses are bad. Really, really bad. Les Miles worst offense at LSU bad. Shawn Watson/Tyrone Swoopes bad.
  11. Definitely not a showing that will put PSU fans at ease. 9 sacks allowed, 3/11 on third down, and 36 total rushing yards. Ouch
  12. That was an... interesting throw. It was way closer to the safety than it was to the WR. UNC's running back looks alright at least. I'm kind of torn on this one. Do I want Belichick to finish piloting UNC right into the side of a mountain? Absolutely. But I'd also like for the flight to go on for a little bit longer
  13. HAHAHA the Canes just got Cristobal'd yet again
  14. No question on that one
  15. Kinda feels like Major is about to be looking for work
  16. Wow. That should have been automatic
  17. I really, really, really want it to be true that Penn State is turning to private equity. That could become the highest order of hilarious. I cannot wait to find out what private equity's standard bust-out model (which really is straight out of Goodfellas) looks like when applied to a college athletics department. They're going to be auctioning off tackling dummies and lockers to pay for some Wolf of Wall Street motherfucker's 9-figure bonus. This could get AMAZING
  18. I keep hearing Sooners saying things like "Stone did a lot to prove that he's a future first rounder yesterday" and I just do NOT see it. Am I missing something? Did anyone see number 0 (which is a stupid fucking number for a DL) for OU do much of anything except get ragdolled by DJ Campbell in the late 3rd quarter?
  19. I rarely watch this kind of thing but this video is golden. The call-ins start at 14:40, I believe. The hosts fight with each other and the callers. OU fans are perplexed, devastated, humiliated, and most of all furious at God and everyone. It's glorious to watch edit: part 2 is just as funny, maybe even funnier. At around 23:52, one of the hosts slams his glass down in anger and the other host actually signs off the stream for a minute before coming back and shouting at the other guy. This is good stuff
  20. Agreed - this is one of the most fun times of the year. And MACtion starts on November 4.
  21. I had the same thought when I decided to look up his stats a couple of weeks ago - and he has a really cool backstory Edit: just hit his 20th straight FG. Seems like this one is probably over
  22. Nice run there widen Hawaii's lead
  23. No flag? Looked like he threw him down pretty late to me
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